2013
DEFCON: The Documentary
I have enjoyed all of Jason Scott’s documentaries. His films tend to be about somewhat niche areas in computing... more
The Castle of Cagliostro
I was familiar with about the first fifteen minutes of this movie from the old LASER disc video game, Cliffhanger.... more
Graveyard Disturbance
Graveyard Disturbance is a silly, made-for-TV quality horror film from Lamberto Bava, and it’s surprisingly bloodless considering the director. At... more
Beyond the Door
This film is an Italian Exorcist rip-off that takes forever to get to the puking, cursing demon action. The first two... more
A Doppia Faccia
(a.k.a. Double Face) Mediocre giallo featuring Klaus Kinski in search of his estranged wife’s killer. Noteworthy moments: super fake... more
Hercules Unchained
Aside from the incredible Hercules starring Lou Ferrigno, I have not seen many of these Italian swords and sandals epics. This... more
Ultraviolet
This not so much a movie as it is a seemingly endless collection of stylized hero shots. The dialogue... more
Wreck-It Ralph
Another “secret life of _____” CGI animated feature. In this case it’s the secret life of video game characters.... more
Mr. Moto’s Last Warning
Watch as Peter Lorre plays a Japanese man who is a master of disguise. This movie is pretty boring... more
Nude… Si Muore
A mediocre giallo that felt a lot like early 60s Bava without the style. Although the twist, which should... more
Tony Arzenta – Big Guns
Outside of Bava’s Rabid Dogs I have not seen many Italian Eurocrime movies. This one was pretty good. It had a... more
The Magnificent Seven
I am a fan of Westerns, especially the spaghetti kind, but I not very familiar with many of the... more
Scream of Fear
Just when I was about to lose hope regarding my Hammer Films: Icons of Horror DVD set, I got around to... more
2019: After the Fall of New York
This is a zero-budget Italian take on post-nuclear sci-fi. It is utterly derivative and filled with bad acting, plot... more
2012
Minecraft: The Story of Mojang
Although, as someone who has played a ton of Minecraft, I did enjoy watching this documentary about its creator(s). But... more
Death Wish
I can’t believe I went through the 80’s without ever seeing this movie or any of its sequels. Charles... more
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
I loved the Lord of the Rings movies so I realize I have a huge bias towards liking this no matter... more
Death Walks At Midnight
Also known as La Morte Accarezza a Mezzanotte, this is more of a Italian police story rather than straight up... more
The Avengers
I stopped going out of my way to see these superhero films quite some time ago. As a result,... more
The Gorgon
My Halloween movie this year was The Gorgon from the Icons of Horror: Hammer Films DVD. I think I am coming to the... more
The Curse of the Mummy’s Tomb
The second film on the Icons of Horror: Hammer Films is a disappointment. It’s completely devoid of any suspense or tension... more
The Two Faces of Dr. Jekyll
One of the best DVD sets I own is the six movie Hammer Films Icons of Suspense Collection. Although I... more
Never Take Candy from a Stranger
This is an incredibly creepy thriller about a town that defends an elderly pedophile who is a member of... more
The Cabin in the Woods
This is a slasher movie with a twist. The unique thing here is that the twist is revealed in... more
A Blade in the Dark
Outside of Demons, I have not see many of Lamberto Bava’s films. A Blade in the Dark has a few really effective... more
Hobo with a Shotgun
Although it had its moments, this film feels like it’s trying too hard to be hip and cool. It... more
Super 8
Having recently watched the very good Super, I thought I would skip right through Supers 2 – 7 and go right to... more
Super
As I have noted many times on this site, I am a bit sick of super hero movies. Super could have... more
Aenigma
Something must have happened to Lucio Fulci around 1982-83. That seems to be about the time he decided his... more
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
An adequate conclusion to the Potter movies. If part one was all just brooding, this one was all just... more
Drag Me to Hell
As a horror director, Sam Raimi is best known for the oft quoted but overrated Army of Darkness and the much... more
Prometheus
What a pretty movie about characters which I couldn’t care less about. I wanted so bad to like this... more
These Are the Damned
This was the final film in the super excellent The Icons of Suspense Collection: Hammer Films five-disc DVD set. Unlike the... more
Death Walks on High Heels
Although a bit lacking in terms of style, Death Walks on High Heels is another reasonably good giallo. The first part... more
The Great Silence
What at first glance seems like a rather derivative spaghetti western (except for the unusual snowy setting), reveals itself... more
I Vampiri
The English title of this one is Lust of the Vampire. Thankfully, these are just titles and there are no... more
Kill List
Kill List starts off as a relationship drama then soon morphs into a British gangster film following the antics of... more
The House of Clocks
Aside from the laugh-out-loud “twist” finale involving a cat, a bag and a car driving down a winding road,... more
Don’t Look Now
Don’t Look Now is known mostly for Donald Sutherland’s naked gyrations. I was more impressed with his hobbit-y mop of... more
All the Colors of the Dark
This was a strange, dreamy giallo that reminded me a lot of Bava’s Lisa and the Devil. At any moment... more
The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh
This was a beautifully shot Sergio Martino giallo. We soon find out what Mrs. Wardh’s (no that’s not a... more
Maniac
Movie number four from the excellent Icons of Suspense Collection: Hammer Films DVD package. Despite having a killer with a blow... more
King Kong (Deluxe Extended Edition)
Buying this DVD was worth it for the extras (besides, I got it for less than five bucks). The... more
The Muppets
Generation X’ers like myself tend to have a bit too much nostalgia towards The Muppet Show and the first couple Muppet... more
2011
The Psychic
Fulci! Certainly not the greatest Italian director, but he has his moments. This film, also known as Sette Note in... more
Tension
I thought this was a pretty good film noir. There are some truly silly plot points, like a character... more
Captain America: The First Avenger
I didn’t really mind the first third of the movie when The Cap’n is all weak and weirdly CGI... more
The Changeling
The film opens with George C. Scott witnessing a horrible car accident. The story then shifts to four months... more
The Killer Must Kill Again
Who would have thought that the director of such legendary cheese-fests as Starcrash and Hercules could create a gritty and disturbing giallo? The... more
Let Sleeping Corpses Lie
This film is a pre Dawn of the Dead zombie flick that takes place in the idyllic English countryside. The first... more
The Decent: Part 2
A completely unnecessary sequel that really has to defy all logic in order to get the cast members from... more
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
Quite possibly the weakest of the Potter movies. Nothing seems to happen and it feels overly long (and there... more
Special When Lit
I do love pinball and this documentary is about a bunch of people who also love their pinball too.... more
Ponyo
This is another Miyazaki film to watch strictly for the visuals. The story is pretty inane, but, as far... more
The Snorkel
The third movie in the six film DVD set Icons of Suspense: Hammer Films is, so far, the best. The story... more
Martyrs
This is a French horror film that often gets lumped into the sub-genre of torture porn along with Hostel and Saw. I... more
Cash on Demand
Another great thriller from the Icons of Suspense: Hammer Films DVD six-pack. This one pits Grand Moff Tarkington against a clever... more
Stop Me Before I Kill!
This is a good film noir from the six movie Icons of Suspense Collection: Hammer Films DVD set. There is plenty... more
Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
After a gruesome and exciting start, this film loses steam fast. Peter Cushing never comes off as creepy and... more
The Adventures of Hercules
This movie is part of a DVD double feature with the amazing Hercules. See my review of that film for my take... more
Greenberg
Sure there are a few laughs, but, for the most part, Greenberg is a drifting, plotless character study of a really... more
Rec 2
The first Rec was both a very good as “zombie” movie and for being a “found footage” film. You never thought... more
Hercules
There are about three hundred movies named Hercules (usually with “vs. <insert name here>” after the name). This is the 1983... more
Blow Up
Blow Up is a movie that I have often heard referenced in relation to other movie’s I love, most notably Deep... more
House of the Devil
I went into this film not knowing anything about it and ended up liking it despite the slow, SLOW... more
Barbarella
After having read the comic a few months back I thought it would be a good time to finally... more
Pulse
Woah! Joey Lawrence fights a sentient electricity monster. This is a lame made-for-TV quality film that takes forever to... more
Tron Legacy
A lot of nerds were really excited by the prospect of a Tron sequel. What they all seemed to fail to... more
The Green Slime
This is a late sixties Japanese monster movie but it stars mostly Western actors. The rubber-suit monsters, space ships... more
2010
Black Mama White Mama
And here we go again with what I thought was going to be another sleazy women in prison movie.... more
Women in Cages
This was another grind house era women in prison movie. I suppose the twist here is that Pam Grier... more
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane
This was a slight twist on a typical teen slasher movie. A very, very slight twist which you will... more
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
This film was next in line in my recent rash of bad movies: Troll 2… Birdemic. Unlike those Legendary... more
Whip and the Body
I finally got around to watching this highly regarded Mario Bava film and it is definitely one of his... more
Megamind
A typical post-Shrek CGI animated feature. This was the first modern 3-D movie I have seen in the theater.... more
Hercules Against the Barbarians
How’s this for a novel concept: the reason Poles were able to defend their realm against the invading armies... more
9th Company
This is nothing you haven’t seen a hundred times before in war movies. The Russian perspective of Afganistan is... more
Dario Argento’s Phantom of the Opera
After watching this, I think I am pretty close to having seen all of Argento’s films. I held off... more
Best Worst Movie
I’ve written about Troll 2 here before. Basically, Troll 2 is the epitome of a so-bad-it’s-good movie. Best Worst Movie is a documentary that follows several... more
Friday Foster
You know you are in trouble when the most convincing performance in your film is by Isaac from The Love... more
The Incredible Hulk
Yet another superhero movie to bore me. I admit, this one was more watchable than Ironman. I guess I am... more
Anthropophagus
For a movie that is so infamous for its gore, there certainly isn’t much to see here. The shock... more
Ironman
I am sick of superhero movies. Robert Downey Jr. gives a lively performance as Tony Stark, but, other than... more
Get Lamp
Get Lamp is a documentary about text adventure games from Jason Scott, the director of BBS: The Documentary. Both of these... more
Despicable Me
I went in to this film ready to hate it but it wasn’t that bad. It follows the same... more
Up
If they cut this film off at about 15 minutes it would have been a near-perfect short film. Unfortunately,... more
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
Incredibly bad film. Horrible acting, dialog and effects. The net result is an incredibly fun, so-bad-it’s-good movie that you... more
Survival of the Dead
Another modern zombie movie that doesn’t even attempt to be scary. I guess the Hatfields vs. McCoy setup could... more
Lucio Fulci’s Conquest
The Spanish/Mexican/Italian answer to Conan or Clash of the Titans. This one feels more like the latter except with lots of topless... more
Resident Evil
Another movie that has no reason for being enjoyable, and yet I thought it was pretty good. This could... more
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
This should be an awful movie. The fact that it is produced by Adam Sandler should be enough of... more
Battle Royale
Another Japanese movie. This one is about a future where the only way to keep those rotten kids under... more
Uzumaki
Japanese horror movie about a town in which the inhabitants slowly become mesmerized by uzumaki. Uzumaki translates to spirals. Mind you, this is... more
Perversion Story
A pre-gore Lucio Fulci giallo that, like most of Fulci’s films, looks great with plenty of wonderful close ups... more
Spider Baby
This is a cult classic from what I hear. I thought it was pretty good but not great-a little too... more
The Twelve Chairs
Mel Brooks’s second feature doesn’t do much to differentiate itself from every other late 60’s era comedy. I found... more
How to Train Your Dragon
Hackneyed story benefits from some amazing computer animation. Basically, it’s yet another retelling of E.T. where kid finds animal/alien/monster/robot,... more
Zombieland
This was a somewhat refreshing take on the zombie genre with funny, Zombie Survival Guide inspired narration. The movie does come... more
Split Second
A terrible sci-fi monster movie where the action exists mainly in the form of Rutger Hauer grabbing other characters... more
You Don’t Mess With The Zohan
A heavy handed attempt at goofball comedy that fails at least 95% of the time. The makers of this... more