The brutality of this Italian crime thriller is way up there. At the same time, it has some of the fakest looking effects ever captured on screen. They did such awful things to that Silly Putty™. Henry Silva is a gangster returning to Sicily from America to clean the underworld of drug smugglers who use children’s bodies to transport heroin. He spends most of the movie sweating up his powder blue leisure suit and kicking ass. I would have liked to root for him but then he goes and assaults women the most horrendous ways imaginable. I’ll never look at Chili’s Baby Back Ribs the same way again.
This was one of the better Phillip Marlowe books that I would have ranked higher if not for the overly-long denouement.
I’m getting the impression that Tsui Hark was a much better producer than he was a director. His films come close to being great there’s always something tonally off. Peking Opera Blues does have its moments. I think the final rooftop fight is well executed, as are the scenes of the actual opera performances. Everything else is either too goofy or too poorly written.
The titular She Beast is a really great monster design. Unfortunately she is always filmed in blaring sunlight. Even the night scenes are shot with some of the least dark day-for-night cinematography I have ever seen. If hidden with a little shadow, the She Beast would have been an extremely effective movie monster. There is a little bit of gore and the attacks are definitely horrific but ultimately the tone of the movie is more deliberately comic than scary. That said, the characters are all fairly likable and, besides a five minute car chase, stays relatively entertaining until the end.
As one might expect, this movie is just an excuse to have car chases on tiny Italian streets in tiny Italian cars. The plot centers on a group of bank robbers who use driving tactics to outsmart the cops and how it’s going to take an exceptional driver to catch them. There are themes of honor and brotherhood on both sides of the law. But, for the most part, this is all about the crazy driving.
John Carpenter’s second feature is filled with bad acting and cheesy dialogue but for some reason this tense thriller works. It’s amazing how far a little setup and payoff goes. Cholo forever!
The third poliziottesco in the Years of Lead box set is a kinetic action film with amazing nighttime photography and hand-held camera work. The story centers on a group of five policemen who have formed an elite team of motorcycling cops that are able to get the criminals when the regular cops can’t. The head of the team is committed to taking down the bomb-happy crime boss who killed his wife. Like most Italian films of the era, the plot and characters don’t exactly take center stage. It’s all about the chases, shootouts, and explosions. On that front, this film delivers.
Stephen Chow’s directorial debut is a 007 spoof that has a couple of really funny moments and a lot more tonally awkward moments. It goes from clever Austin Powers-like gadget gags to children being gunned down in a shopping mall. This is all hung on a plot about dinosaur bones being stolen or something? I can’t say it’s a bad movie, but it just is all over the place.
Charlie Chan takes on a case of a murder of a showgirl at a California beach house and barely does anything and yet solves the crime. I think the most noteworthy takeaway about these old Chan films is the genuine attempts at comedy beyond the obviously tasteless racial stereotyping. Am I a bad person for laughing a few times? Probably.
