Movie Log: By Rating

Here are my movies listed in order or ranking, from best to worst. Ratings subject to change at any time.

The Death of Stalin

8/10
A dark comedy in the vein of Dear Reader in which historical events are depicted in their absurd reality.... more

The Decent

8/10
Very effective horror movie. Claustrophbia abounds.

The Designated Victim

8/10
I really enjoyed this giallo despite its lack of the more traditional motifs of black gloved killers and stylized... more

The Devil In Maddalena

8/10
Like most who discover this movie, I knew about it only from Ennio Morricone’s legendary score. The title would... more

The Devil’s Nightmare

8/10
The Devil’s Nightmare would pair nicely in a double feature with Bava’s Lisa and the Devil. Both films tell... more

The Fog

8/10
Had not seen this one before. John Carpenter certainly knew his stuff. There’s barely a movie here but it... more

The Girl Who Knew Too Much

8/10
Lighthearted giallo with great B&W photography.

The Greasy Strangler

8/10
Although I was entertained for the most part, it’s hard not to see that this movie desperately wants to... more

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

8/10
I loved the Lord of the Rings trilogy and I am glad that they are making these Hobbit movies, I wish... more

The Incredibles 2

8/10
Picks up right where the first movie left off with the family battling Cliff Clavin. Every bit as fun... more

The Invincible Fist

8/10
Lo Lieh plays the sword wielding bounty hunter in this Shaw Bros. film from 1969. The story is simple... more

The Kid Detective

8/10
What happens when a child prodigy detective like Encyclopedia Brown graduates out of schoolyard mysteries into solving real crimes?... more

The Killer Must Kill Again

8/10
Who would have thought that the director of such legendary cheese-fests as Starcrash and  Hercules could create a gritty and disturbing giallo? The... more

The Last Jedi

8/10
I went into this having avoided the trailers or anything that could potentially spoil this for me. Despite its flaws... more

The Last Movie Star

8/10
I was planning on watching this eventually but then Burt Reynolds had to go off die. I bumped it... more

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

8/10
Much better than the Royal Tanenbaums. Slow paced and unfunny at times, but worth viewing for the art direction... more

The Lighthouse

8/10
A weird, arty film about a pair of lighthouse keepers that is reminiscent of David Lynch. I’m sure there... more

The Man Who Would Be King

8/10
I’ve never used this word ever in my life, but the best description of this Sean Connery/Michael Caine adventure... more

The Muppets

8/10
Generation X’ers like myself tend to have a bit too much nostalgia towards The Muppet Show and the first couple Muppet... more

The New One-Armed Swordsman

8/10
The One-Armed Swordsman was a good, arty swordplay epic with a lot of character focus. The sequel ditched the character stuff and focused... more

The Oily Maniac

8/10
Many of the same faces from the Black Magic movies are here for another Shaw horror “classic”. Once again it’s filmed... more

The One-Armed Swordsman

8/10
When I started my immersion into Shaw Brothers kung-fu, I knew I would eventually see this film. It apparently... more

The Perfume of the Lady in Black

8/10
I had never heard of this psychological mystery until I saw it posted on a giallo site. It’s not... more

The Prestige

8/10
I watched this immediately after reading the book and I can definitively say that the movie is better. The... more

The Raid: Redemption

8/10
This was a good Indonesian action film that has a minimal plot and zero character development. A bunch of... more

The Scar

8/10
A year ago a watched the other half of this double feature film noir DVD. This second movie is much better... more

The Sparks Brothers

8/10
Since the late 80s, Sparks has been one of my favorite bands. Despite their long career there isn’t much... more

The Stendhal Syndrome

8/10
The best of the post-Opera Argento films. Has moments of sheer brilliance, but plenty of crappy parts too. The... more

The Strangler of Blackmoor Castle

8/10
This was a murder mystery about a hooded strangler who carves the letter M into the foreheads of his... more

The Streetfighter

8/10
A violent and gritty kung-fu movie starring Sonny Chiba. Terrisan is basically playing a kung-fu version of Tuco from... more

The Umbrellas Of Cherbourg (Parapluies de Cherbourg, Les)

8/10
Visually stunning French film. If you don’t like musicals, just turn down the sound and read the subtitles… you... more

The Vast of Night

8/10
A very talky horror movie that works on the premise that sound and atmosphere are what brings tension. The... more

The Witch

8/10
This movie felt like a Hans Baldung woodcut brought to life. Set in a dark New England forest in the 1600’s,... more

The Zombie Walks

8/10
What a wonderfully goofy and fun movie. This is the first German Krimi film I have ever watched and... more

There Will Be Blood

8/10
Daniel Day-Lewis acts up a storm while talking in a weird deep voice. He main nemesis comes across as... more

These Are the Damned

8/10
This was the final film in the super excellent The Icons of Suspense Collection: Hammer Films five-disc DVD set. Unlike the... more

Time Traveller: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time

8/10
This live action adaptation of The Girl Who Leapt Through Time bears little resemblance to the original anime version. The cartoon... more

Torso

8/10
Very suspenseful third act make up for the awful first 2/3 of the movie. This one get better with... more

Tremors

8/10
For years I have heard about the cult status of this movie and I could have sworn I have... more

Triplets of Bellville

8/10
Crazy stylized animation about cycling.

Twins of Evil

8/10
The late-stage Hammer vampire film tries to keep up with the times be amping up the gore and the... more

Venus in Furs

8/10
I have had this on DVD for quite some time now and am re-watching it after noticing I never... more

Wall-E

8/10
A fun movie but it felt shallow in the the end to me.

War for the Planet of the Apes

8/10
The third and final(?) Apes reboot sequel isn’t quite as epic as the title suggests. All in all, I... more

Whip and the Body

8/10
I finally got around to watching this highly regarded Mario Bava film and it is definitely one of his... more

Winning: The Racing Life of Paul Newman

8/10
My Adam Carolla film fest continues with this documentary about Paul Newman’s racing career. There are no amazing revelations... more

Yojimbo

8/10
I recently had a late-night eBay shopping spree in which I bought blu-ray versions of several Leone Westerns. This... more

Zombi 2

8/10
Refreshingly scary zombie movie. Nice soundtrack. My DVD was broken at one point.

Zombieland

8/10
This was a somewhat refreshing take on the zombie genre with funny, Zombie Survival Guide inspired narration. The movie does come... more

2019: After the Fall of New York

7/10
This is a zero-budget Italian take on post-nuclear sci-fi. It is utterly derivative and filled with bad acting, plot... more

9th Company

7/10
This is nothing you haven’t seen a hundred times before in war movies. The Russian perspective of Afganistan is... more

A Blade in the Dark

7/10
Outside of Demons, I have not see many of Lamberto Bava’s films. A Blade in the Dark has a few really effective... more

A Dragonfly for Each Corpse

7/10
Paul Naschy’s attempt at a black-gloved (and red pants’ed) killer giallo feels like result of a twisted game of... more

A LEGO Brickumentary

7/10
I’ve written before on this Web site how there is a standard documentary being produced these days that shows the “community” that... more

A Night at the Opera

7/10
The first MGM Marx Brothers movie looks great and finally has a real story to follow, but none of... more

A Quiet Place to Kill

7/10
Carol Baker returns in another early giallo about a murder plot in which a wife is killed on a... more

A Simple Plan

7/10
Sam Raimi directed this serviceable bit of 90s noir in which a trio of Minnesota lads discover a gym... more

Aguirre, the Wrath of God

7/10
German speaking Spanish conquistadors float down a river in search of El Dorado and eventually the title character goes... more

All the Colors of the Dark

7/10
This was a strange, dreamy giallo that reminded me a lot of Bava’s Lisa and the Devil. At any moment... more

Alucarda

7/10
Stylish Mexican horror movie. Surreal imagery overshadows the weak plot. Sorta falls apart towards the end of the second... more

Annihilation

7/10
My expectations were high for Annihilation. I thought the director’s previous movie Ex Machinia was one best science fiction films I has... more

Arrival

7/10
A sci-fi film about a bunch of space squids that communicate with coffee rings. Another blockbuster that steals plot... more

Art School Confidential

7/10
Falls apart when it attempts to become high-minded satire near the end, but the characterizations of art school stereotypes... more

Assault

7/10
A British mystery thriller featuring Suzi Kendall. The more I see of Suzi the more I like her acting... more

Aswang

7/10
Amateurish production values and acting hinder this fairly effective independent horror film from the Philippines.

Avengers: Endgame

7/10
Finally, my quest to watch all these movies has come to an end. It’s a fitting climax but is... more

Baba Yaga

7/10
In Baba Yaga a young photographer gets mesmerized by the magic of an older witch. She is gradually lured... more

Bahubali Parts 1 & 2

7/10
This is an epic Indian film from the director of RRR. The first part is better than the second... more

Baron Blood

7/10
Bava doesn’t quite have the monster movie thing down. Has it’s moments, but overall just a mediocre Gothic horror.

Bicycle Thieves

7/10
Apparently this is a very important movie and a touchstone of Italian cinema. All I know it’s severely lacking... more

Black Mama White Mama

7/10
And here we go again with what I thought was going to be another sleazy women in prison movie.... more

Blade Runner 2049

7/10
I’ve tried to like the original Blade Runner. I’ve watched it several times, in several different “official” final, FINAL and... more

Blind Fury

7/10
Surprisingly good drug cartel style 80’s actioner about a blind martial artist hero played very well by Rutger Hauer.

Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll

7/10
Giallo done Naschy style. Unfortunately that means you have to watch a pig being killed to no good reason.... more

Borat

7/10
Does not live up to the hype, but has its moments.

Brawl in Cell Block 99

7/10
This was a lot like John Wick in that it depicts a fantastical version of crime movie. But Brawl is a bit more... more

Brian and Charles

7/10
This is a one joke movie about a man who creates a robot. The joke is that the robot... more

C.H.U.D.

7/10
More 80s horror catch-up for me. I wasn’t sure if this movie was so well known merely for it’s... more

Caged Heat

7/10
This should be a standard Roger Corman women in prison movie, but it was directed by Jonathan Demme and... more

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

7/10
This one is a little better than the last few Marvel movies I’ve watched. The first half is basically... more

Clan of the White Lotus

7/10
This is a strange Gordon Liu movie in which he wants to avenge the friends who died at the... more

Coffy

7/10
Another Pam Grier blaxploitation film cut from the same cloth as Foxy Brown. This one is not as well paced... more

Conan the Barbarian

7/10
Back when I was a kid I had seen Conan the Barbarian sequel Conan the Destroyer at least half-a-dozen times. It was rated... more

Contamination

7/10
Surprisingly, I was entertained by this. Yes, it’s an Italian Alien rip-off, but Alien was itself rip off of... more

Creature With the Blue Hand

7/10
I’m beginning to get a feel for these German Krimi films: a masked killer, suspicion of supernatural, bumbling police,... more

Crippled Avengers

7/10
I assumed that they would have hired actual disabled people to star in this and expected it to be a little... more

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny

7/10
While I think it is a reasonably good wire-fu martial arts movie, Sword of Destiny isn’t really a worthy sequel to... more

Death Laid an Egg

7/10
This is quite possibly the sexiest movie about chicken farming that I have ever seen. Death Laid an Egg... more

Death Walks on High Heels

7/10
Although a bit lacking in terms of style, Death Walks on High Heels is another reasonably good giallo. The first part... more

Deep Star Six

7/10
The only reason I watched Deep Star Six was because I remembered the excellent box art on the tape and was... more

Der Fan

7/10
A teenage girl is obsessed with a new wave pop star. She writes him letters, follows him to Munich,... more

Der Hexer

7/10
An early sixties black and white Krimi about a mysterious criminal who has arrived in London to get revenge... more

Der Hund von Blackwood Castle

7/10
This one has some of the best Peter Thomas music. This is especially true during the opening titles in... more

Der Mörder

7/10
This 1963 black and white Krimi opens up with a nebbish man killing his wife at a rural bus... more

Disciples of the 36th Chamber

7/10
The third film in the 36th Chambers series changes the tone to comedy (apparently the second sequel is also a parody, but I... more

Django

7/10
There was so much mud in this movie it made me uncomfortable. C’mon guys, wipe you feet before you... more

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

7/10
There’s no escaping these superhero movies. I was trapped in rural America with two hours to kill and this... more

Dr. Caligari

7/10
I wasn’t exactly sold on this movie. Most of it comes across as a sophomore art project with cheap... more

Dredd

7/10
There are hints of The Terminator (the first one) and Robocop in this but it doesn’t quite rise to... more

Dressed to Kill

7/10
I don’t think I get Brian Depalma yet. The whole time I was watching this I was thinking about... more