Movie Log: By Rating

Here are my movies listed in order or ranking, from best to worst. Ratings subject to change at any time.

Escape from New York

7/10
Another gaping hole from my 80s cinema to-do list. The premise is extremely cheesy and the execution isn’t much... more

Evil Dead Trap

7/10
Japanese horror that draws almost note for note from Italian gore-maestro Lucio Fulci–synthy score, gratuitous eye gag, sound f/x... more

Executioners from Shaolin

7/10
A Shaolin monk on the run vows to avenge the death of a friend and, over the course of... more

Eyeball

7/10
Umberto Lenzi directs this post-Baker giallo about a group of tourists in Barcelona who are killed off one-by-one by... more

Fellini’s Casanova

7/10
Donald Sutherland is miscast as the titular Casanova in this beautiful looking interpretation of that story. Every colorful frame... more

Female Prisoner Scorpion: Jailhouse 41

7/10
The second film in this series has the same visual flair of the first. This entry is a pretty... more

Forbidden Photos of a Lady Above Suspicion

7/10
Italian thriller from the early 70s. Beautiful colors and photography and an excellent Morricone score. Not the most complicated... more

Four Flies on Gray Velvet

7/10
I probably would have like this better if the sound was in tact. The story and mystery is obvious,... more

Four Times That Night

7/10
Strange Bava sex comedy based on Rashomon.

Free Fire

7/10
This was a movie that I really wanted to see. It’s directed by Ben Wheatley, who made the gangster-hybrid... more

From Up On Poppy Hill

7/10
A cartoon drama from Studio Ghibli about a teenage girl who misses her dead father and raises signal flags for... more

Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris

7/10
The third Gamera reboot film is the best of the three. It actually takes some time to establish some... more

Gattaca

7/10
Slow moving sci-fi ala Brave New World. The DNA distopia idea isn’t very interesting, but a decent formula mystery.

Get Carter

7/10
Still not sure what I think of this. A brutal character study of an anti-hero with a confusing plot.

Godzilla [2014]

7/10
Well, like everyone else who saw this movie, I think the first quarter is very good, mostly because Brian... more

Grand Slam

7/10
Grand Slam is a reasonably amusing heist film with the usual tropes of assembling of the team, a complicated heist,... more

Grave of the Fireflies

7/10
This classic Studio Ghibli cartoon is about the horrors of war. But it’s really more about the horrors of... more

Greenberg

7/10
Sure there are a few laughs, but, for the most part, Greenberg is a drifting, plotless character study of a really... more

Hairspray

7/10
We watched this movie because my kid was in a local production of the musical version and I wanted... more

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

7/10
Not as good as #3, but the ending is worth all the cheesy dragon fighting.

Hell’s Ground

7/10
Mondo Macabro has been pretty consistent in their DVD releases. Lots of trashy and weird genre films from outside... more

Hercules Unchained

7/10
Aside from the incredible Hercules starring Lou Ferrigno, I have not seen many of these Italian swords and sandals epics. This... more

Holy Motors

7/10
I wanted to check out more of Leos Carax’s work after watching Annette, and this is the movie that... more

House of Bamboo

7/10
This is crime thriller from 1955 that is unique in that it was shot on location in post-war Japan and... more

House of the Devil

7/10
I went into this film not knowing anything about it and ended up liking it despite the slow, SLOW... more

I Vampiri

7/10
The English title of this one is Lust of the Vampire. Thankfully, these are just titles and there are no... more

Idiocracy

7/10
Entertaining one-joke movie about a future of stupid people.

Inglorious Basterds

7/10
I was expecting something a bit more action packed. Instead this movie is just a series of scenes of... more

Ip Man

7/10
This is the “true story” of Bruce Lee’s teacher, Ip Man. The WWII setting gives it some gravitas as characters live under... more

Juan of the Dead

7/10
A serviceable zombie movie whose hook is its communist Cuban setting. The characters refer to the undead as dissidents... more

Kidnapped

7/10
In many ways, much tighter than Rabid Dogs, but the ending ruins the film.

Kill Baby… Kill!

7/10
Slow moving ghost story that is just a bit lacking in budget to make it great. I write a... more

King Kong (Deluxe Extended Edition)

7/10
Buying this DVD was worth it for the extras (besides, I got it for less than five bucks). The... more

Kumiko, the Treasure Hunter

7/10
Amazon recommended this movie to me probably because I have watched a lot of Kung-Fu movies lately? I think... more

Kung Fu Panda

7/10
Decent animated feature that’s completely cliche, but enjoyable.

Kwaidan

7/10
Japanese horror anthology from the mid-sixties that features beautiful surreal sets and cinematography but is very light on the... more

L’assassino

7/10
Marcello Mastroianni is an antiques dealer who is taken in by the police, accused of murdering his lover. It’s... more

La Dolce Vita

7/10
Wonderfully photographed and filled with memorable moments, but this just wasn’t my cup of tea. A little too meandering... more

La Mala Ordina (Manhunt)

7/10
Well, here I go down the Eurocrime rabbit hole. The plot in this one is odd. The film starts... more

Let Sleeping Corpses Lie

7/10
This film is a pre Dawn of the Dead zombie flick that takes place in the idyllic English countryside. The first... more

Libido

7/10
Ernesto Gastaldi is much better known as a screenwriter rather than a director. He’s responsible for some of the... more

Living Doll

7/10
British production from the producer of Pieces. Pretty good but suffers from mediocre acting in what is essentially a... more

Love on Delivery

7/10
Man, Stephen Chow has been making the same movie over and over for more than two decades. Don’t get... more

Mad Monkey Kung Fu

7/10
Mad Monkey Kung Fu is all about the acrobatic fight choreography and feel a lot like a Nineties Jackie Chan... more

Man, Pride and Vengeance

7/10
This has all the look and feel of a typical spaghetti western except this takes place in 19th century... more

Maniac

7/10
Movie number four from the excellent Icons of Suspense Collection: Hammer Films DVD package. Despite having a killer with a blow... more

March of the Penguins

7/10
Somewhat cheesy in its anthropomorphic overkill, but very good nonetheless.

Mark of the Devil

7/10
Interesting and well-acted witch hunt movie. Lots of torture.

Miami Connection

7/10
This one is mostly noteworthy for its wacky premise of new wave rock band karate masters fighting motorcycle ninjas.... more

Midsommar

7/10
In the post Wicker Man world, I guess creepy European folk culture turned death-cult is now officially a horror sub-genre. I... more

Mill of the Stone Women

7/10
French Gothic horror from the 60s. Some creepy imagery and fairly good pacing for an old movie.

Millennium Actress

7/10
The follow-up to Perfect Blue is downright whimsical compared to its predecessor. There are still more grown-up themes than your typical... more

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

7/10
Okay, here we go to the un-numbered M:I sequels. This one was directed by The Iron Giant’s Brad Bird. The intro credits are... more

Mister America

7/10
If you haven’t followed “On Cinema” on Adult Swim, I can’t imagine appreciating this movie. If you’re a fan,... more

Munich

7/10
Decent thriller, that gets a bit too political at times and, like Spielburg’s last few movies, doesn’t know when... more

Murder on the Orient Express

7/10
This is the 1974 version, not the Kenneth Branagh handlebar mustache version. Unfortunately, I watched this knowing the ending... more

My Young Auntie

7/10
A bright and colorful comedic kung-fu movie about a young widow who was tasked with protecting a family fortune... more

Mysterious Island

7/10
This 1961 movie based on the Jules Verne story follows a group of Civil War soldiers who escape from... more

Night of the Comet

7/10
A corny, low-budget sci-fi movie that somehow I missed back in the 80s. This is the type of PG-rated... more

Night Train Murders

7/10
An Italian thriller (aka L’ultimo treno della notte) that leaves you feeling a bit icky not because of gore, but... more

Nightmare Castle

7/10
Black and white Gothic horror with Barbara Steele in a dual role as blonde lady and brunette lady. I... more

Ninja III: The Domination

7/10
The sorta-sequel to Revenge of the Ninja doesn’t quite rise to its levels of unmatched 80s action. What it... more

Nope

7/10
I enjoyed this movie for the most part but there were a few plot points that felt off, and... more

Nosforatu

7/10
What can be said about this movie that hasn’t already been said in the “Under Pressure” video by Queen.... more

Only Yesterday

7/10
Studio Ghibli animated film about a middle aged woman who apparently is obsessed with her year in fifth grade.... more

Painted Faces

7/10
I recognized most of the story here from having read Jackie Chan’s memoir, I Am Jackie Chan. It’s the story... more

Patema Inverted

7/10
I decided to watch this anime on a whim after revisiting The Girl Who Leapt Through Time the other night. The... more

Paths of Glory

7/10
Stanley Kubrick made a World War I movie? Well, I learn something every day. In reality, most of this... more

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

7/10
This should be an awful movie. The fact that it is produced by Adam Sandler should be enough of... more

Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead

7/10
I love how the Phantasm sequels start off by completely negating the end of the previous film. Each film... more

Ponyo

7/10
This is another Miyazaki film to watch strictly for the visuals. The story is pretty inane, but, as far... more

Q: The Winged Serpent

7/10
A piece of 80s shlock that’s much better than it should be mostly due to the excellent cast and... more

Quantum of Solace

7/10
While still better than the majority of post-Connery Bond films, this one lacks the intrigue and story of Casino Royale.... more

Rec 2

7/10
The first Rec was both a very good as “zombie” movie and for being a “found footage” film. You never thought... more

Resident Evil

7/10
Another movie that has no reason for being enjoyable, and yet I thought it was pretty good. This could... more

Return of the One-Armed Swordsman

7/10
The sequel to the memorable One-Armed Swordsman is less about character development and more about action (Duh… you could say that... more

Return to the 36th Chamber

7/10
The first follow-up to The 36th Chamber still features Gordon Liu in the lead role, but it’s mostly a parody of... more

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

7/10
I watched this with the intention of seeing the third film in the theater soon thereafter. As far as... more

Road Hard

7/10
I used to listen to Adam Carolla’s podcast pretty regularly but stopped around the time Alison Rosen was unceremoniously... more

Satan Met a Lady

7/10
This early version of The Maltese Falcon is played as a comedy. The basics of the story are still there (it’s... more

Satanico Pandemonium

7/10
Nice nun-sploitation film with lots of nudity and satanic creepiness.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

7/10
The skillful and clever style of this movie has become an aesthetic touchstone for just about every gaming YouTuber... more

Shadows Unseen

7/10
A journalist has been murdered and the department really wants to find the killer quickly and brush this case... more

Shock

7/10
Horrible child acting ruins what would be a great thriller.

Short Night of the Glass Dolls

7/10
Initially compelling giallo that loses steam at the out-of-nowhere ending.

Snake Eyes

7/10
The story is implausible and Nick Cage is as ridiculous as ever, but the stylish direction makes this an... more

So Sweet… So Perverse

7/10
Another pre-Argento giallo mystery that felt a lot like the movie I had just watched the night before, Diabolique.... more

Special When Lit

7/10
I do love pinball and this documentary is about a bunch of people who also love their pinball too.... more

Spellbound

7/10
Documentary about National Spelling Bee. Not a terribly deep movie, but entertaining nonetheless.

Spider Baby

7/10
This is a cult classic from what I hear. I thought it was pretty good but not great-a little too... more

Spongebob Squarepants Movie

7/10
As good as any episode but not S.B. at his best.

Step Brothers

7/10
This Will Ferrell comedy is exactly what you’d expect it to be. Add to the list of movies whose... more

Super 8

7/10
Having recently watched the very good Super, I thought I would skip right through Supers 2 – 7 and go right to... more

Superbad

7/10
Entertaining, but not quite laugh-out-loud funny. 40-year-old virgin was better.

Suspiria [2018]

7/10
I’m not sure why filmmakers insist on remaking films that were already great. The original Suspiria is one of my favorite... more

Targets

7/10
Boris Karloff’s final film role has him basically playing himself, an aging horror movie star whose films are now... more

Tension

7/10
I thought this was a pretty good film noir. There are some truly silly plot points, like a character... more

The Avengers

7/10
I stopped going out of my way to see these superhero films quite some time ago. As a result,... more

The Avenging Eagle

7/10
The first film in the Shaw Brothers four-pack DVD I just bought. I loved USA Network’s Kung Fu Theater when I... more

The Beach House

7/10
An okay horror movie with some annoying acting at the beginning but it get better as the horror ratchets... more