Movie Log: By Rating

Here are my movies listed in order or ranking, from best to worst. Ratings subject to change at any time.

Spongebob Squarepants Movie

7/10
As good as any episode but not S.B. at his best.

Step Brothers

7/10
This Will Ferrell comedy is exactly what you’d expect it to be. Add to the list of movies whose... more

Super 8

7/10
Having recently watched the very good Super, I thought I would skip right through Supers 2 – 7 and go right to... more

Superbad

7/10
Entertaining, but not quite laugh-out-loud funny. 40-year-old virgin was better.

Suspiria [2018]

7/10
I’m not sure why filmmakers insist on remaking films that were already great. The original Suspiria is one of my favorite... more

Targets

7/10
Boris Karloff’s final film role has him basically playing himself, an aging horror movie star whose films are now... more

Tension

7/10
I thought this was a pretty good film noir. There are some truly silly plot points, like a character... more

The Avengers

7/10
I stopped going out of my way to see these superhero films quite some time ago. As a result,... more

The Avenging Eagle

7/10
The first film in the Shaw Brothers four-pack DVD I just bought. I loved USA Network’s Kung Fu Theater when I... more

The Beach House

7/10
An okay horror movie with some annoying acting at the beginning but it get better as the horror ratchets... more

The Black Cat

7/10
I think this might be the fourth Italian horror movie I’ve seen that’s based on Poe’s story, The Black Cat.... more

The Blackcoat’s Daughter

7/10
A small, slow moving horror movie about boarding school girls and the devil. There’s lots of hard to hear... more

The Case of the Bloody Iris

7/10
Well done giallo with a decent plot and a fair ending.

The Cat o’ Nine Tails

7/10
A decent thriller, but it needed more Karl Maulden and less handsome guy.

The Colossus of Rhodes

7/10
Sergio Leone’s debut was the only film of his that I hadn’t yet seen. It’s a sword and sandals... more

The Dark Backward

7/10
It’s a quirky comedy. A quirkedy! Just about everything about this movie is deliberately strange. The plot is basically... more

The Deadly Breaking Sword

7/10
I wasn’t sure if he was supposed to be a good guy, but the title character is a swordsman... more

The Death and Resurrection Show

7/10
A documentary about one of my favorite bands, Killing Joke. It’s an okay overview of the band’s history as... more

The Devil’s Backbone

7/10
Ghost story set in an orphanage during spanish civil war. I would have preferred more ghosts and less reality.

The Dragon Missile

7/10
Like The Flying Guillotine, the title here refers to a deadly decapitation weapon. The dragon missile is two boomerang swords that... more

The Duke of Burgundy

7/10
The only reason I knew that this movie existed was a YouTube review of the soundtrack by Sean Rowley. The music is... more

The Five Deadly Venoms

7/10
Master is worried that his five former students are too powerful and may do evil so he sends his... more

The Flying Guillotine

7/10
A reasonably good martial arts movie that borrows a lot of its plot structure directly from The One-Armed Swordsman. The... more

The French Sex Murders

7/10
Mediocre giallo from Dick Randall and Mondo Macabro. UPDATE: This one really grows on you when you realize how... more

The Giant of Marathon

7/10
The Amazon prime version of this movie looks like crap. I watched it anyways as part of my Mario... more

The Girl in Room 2A

7/10
This Dick Randall produced giallo is, as one would expect, a complete mess. The plot seems to unfold randomly... more

The Hateful Eight

7/10
This was my least favorite of all the Tarantino films I’ve watched (I still haven’t seen Inglorious Basterds). Even Death Proof, which... more

The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

7/10
Much of the intense “anyone can die at any time” atmosphere of the original are in this remake. More... more

The Hunchback of Soho

7/10
I love the colorful look of these Edgar Wallace Krimi films from Germany. They really seem like live-action Scooby... more

The Killer Is on the Phone

7/10
Not that it matters, but the title of this film has nothing to do with what happens on the... more

The Long Hair of Death

7/10
Italian Gothic horror from 1964 featuring Barbara Steele. Shot in glorious black & white, I was ready to give... more

The Machine Girl

7/10
Horrible story, horrible acting, and wall-to-wall fakey Japanese schoolgirl gore. I enjoyed every second of it.

The Magnificent Seven

7/10
I am a fan of Westerns, especially the spaghetti kind, but I not very familiar with many of the... more

The Man With the Glass Eye

7/10
I am just burning through these late sixties Krimi. This one is actually titled Der Mann mit dem Glasauge.... more

The Million Eyes of Sumuru

7/10
This movie shouldn’t be as enjoyable as it was, but I found myself entertained throughout. It’s basically the type... more

The Monk With the Whip

7/10
Also known as Der Mönch mit der Peitsche, this is the story of German college girls getting murdered by... more

The Monster Project

7/10
Yet another found footage horror film with all the shaky camera clichés you’d expect. Despite this, I rather enjoyed... more

The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave

7/10
This one’s a strange Gothic horror and giallo hybrid. Meaning, lot’s of cool 70’s décor within an ancient castle.... more

The Psychic

7/10
Fulci! Certainly not the greatest Italian director, but he has his moments. This film, also known as Sette Note in... more

The Ruins

7/10
Not bad, considering the “monster” is not in the least bit scary. The initial set-up is a bit slow,... more

The Sentimental Swordsman

7/10
The plot of this one is a bit all over the place. A swordsman with a cough returns home... more

The Shadow Whip

7/10
This was a decent martial arts film notable for four things: a snowy, wintertime setting; exciting fights with many,... more

The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh

7/10
This was a beautifully shot Sergio Martino giallo. We soon find out what Mrs. Wardh’s (no that’s not a... more

The Sweet Body of Deborah

7/10
The Sweet Body of Deborah is an early giallo that is more of a straight up mystery rather than... more

The Warriors

7/10
Has its moments but doesn’t live up to the cult hype.

The Wicker Man

7/10
Classic tale of pagan villagers. I was spoiled because I already knew the twist ending, but was enjoyable nonetheless.... more

The Woman in Black

7/10
Wait, there’s a new(ish) haunted house in the olden days movie from Hammer films? And it stars Harry Potter?... more

The World’s End

7/10
The third Simon Pegg/Edgar Wright collaboration feels much like the last two. Lots of jokes that come from strategic... more

Thor: Ragnarok

7/10
What an incredible improvement over the last two Thor movies. They are no longer trying to be a poor... more

Tiger and Crane Fists

7/10
I assume most of the people who seek this movie out come to it the same way I did.... more

To Be or Not to Be

7/10
This is an odd duck with weird tonal issues. There are plenty of gonzo Mel Brooks moments but the... more

Tony Arzenta – Big Guns

7/10
Outside of Bava’s Rabid Dogs I have not seen many Italian Eurocrime movies. This one was pretty good. It had a... more

Train to Busan

7/10
Korean fast-zombie movie that is largely bloodless but manages to remain entertaining to the end. Dad takes his daughter on... more

Troll Hunter

7/10
Found footage film about a group of Norwegian documentarians following a guy who hunts gigantic CGI trolls. Better than... more

Turbo Kid

7/10
In recent years there have been several attempts at making fake 80s shows, games or movies. The best of... more

Two Mules for Sister Sara

7/10
The plot is a bit disjointed at times and Shirley McClane is not terribly good , but Clint Eastwood... more

Under the Silver Lake

7/10
Apparently this is a highly divisive movie. Lots of one-star reviews and lots of five-star reviews. I liked it... more

Vengeance

7/10
Italian western starring Richard Harrison. Good end baddie and some stylistically good fights.

Videodrome

7/10
Videodrome always seems to turn up on lists of the best horror films of all time. While it was visually... more

Violent City

7/10
I have been looking for this movie for quite some time. I love Charles Bronson and I love Tele... more

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

7/10
Well, someone finally found a film genre that hadn’t been parodied—the rock bio pic. They pull it off relatively... more

War of the Worlds

7/10
Really enjoyed the effects and apocalyptic imagery. The story and ending are lame.

Watchmen

7/10
This is one superhero movie that I actually wanted to see. I read the comic and thought it was... more

Wet Hot American Summer

7/10
A goofball comedy about summer camp councilors created by the people behind the 90s sketch show, The State. Apparently... more

What Have You Done to Solange?

7/10
Don’t get me wrong. I love me some 70s Italian sleaze. But this movie could have really dialed it... more

What We Do in the Shadows

7/10
A decent entry in the never-ending series of mock documentary films. This one follows the mundane lives of three... more

Women Aren’t Funny

7/10
Bonnie McFarlane’s documentary sets itself up as an investigative report into the supposed bias against women in comedy. It... more

Wonder Woman

7/10
One of the better super hero films I’ve seen. The limited scope of the plot helped center the focus... more

Wreck-It Ralph

7/10
Another “secret life of _____” CGI animated feature. In this case it’s the secret life of video game characters.... more

#Alive

6/10
A Korean fast-zombie zombie movie that focuses on the survival of a single kid in an apartment complex. His... more

1990: The Bronx Warriors

6/10
I have finally submitted myself to the precursor to Escape from the Bronx. It’s a more enjoyable than the... more

3:10 to Yuma

6/10
Classic Western. Okay.

808

6/10
Another one of these sub-culture documentaries which follows the formula: Identify sub-culture, show the originators, show the people who... more

A Chinese Ghost Story

6/10
Admittedly, I didn’t really give this one my full attention while I watched. At one point when I came... more

A Chinese Odyssey (Parts 1 & 2)

6/10
Long before he directed Journey to the West, Stephen Chow starred in this version of the Monkey King’s story. The... more

A Scanner Darkly

6/10
Mildly intriguing but, beyond the acting, fails on many fronts.

An American in Paris

6/10
Gene Kelly dances and sings in an attempt to woo a teenager. Mostly a mediocre musical with a visually... more

Animal House

6/10
Baby Boomers love this movie and you’ll often seen it ranked as one of the best comedies of all... more

Ant-Man and the Wasp

6/10
Back to a sitcom-level Marvel movie. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the light tone but after Infinity War... more

Avatar

6/10
I respect the ambition of James Cameron and his plan for his Avatar sequels so I figured I should... more

Barbarella

6/10
After having read the comic a few months back I thought it would be a good time to finally... more

Berberian Sound Studio

6/10
The only reason to watch this movie is to get a feel for how the sound design was created... more

Black Panther

6/10
I can’t believe how much praise this Marvel installment received. It’s so cheesy but takes itself way too seriously.... more

Blood Brothers

6/10
Disc two in this Shaw Brothers set is the weakest of the lot. A pair of bandits join with... more

Blood Orgy of the Leather Girls

6/10
If you’ve seen my Planet Pimp Records site, then you know all about this movie. Planet Pimp regular Michael Lucas directed... more

Bloody Pit of Horror

6/10
A ridiculous Gothic horror from 1965 that features a crazed executioner in crimson wresting tights who tortures and kills... more

Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror

6/10
This one is so bad it’s good. Another Italian zombie movie. This one has bad overly lit make-up, no... more

Caltiki, the Immortal Monster

6/10
I have been slowly working my way through Tim Lucas’s All the Colors of the Dark mega-book about Mario Bava. Whenever... more

Captain America: Civil War

6/10
The story of the rift between the Avengers was not very compelling and is more of an excuse to... more

Captain Marvel

6/10
I have largely ignored superhero movies since the first Avengers movie. I never really dislike the ones I’ve seen,... more

Cemetery Man

6/10
Tries to be funny but isn’t. Tries to be deep, but isn’t. And not scary at all.

Chariots of the Gods

6/10
Are all ancient religions actually based on alien encounters? Of course not, but that’s not going to stop these... more

Cold Eyes of Fear

6/10
A prosecutor and his lady friend of the night are held captive in the house of his uncle, a... more

Cold Sweat

6/10
This is an hour and a half of Charles Bronson being an unflinching tough guy. Seems Charles’ old war-prison... more

Day of Anger

6/10
A goofy but entertaining spaghetti western featuring Lee Van Cleef as a gunslinger who inspires the town garbage collector... more

Death Rides a Horse

6/10
Mediocre Italian western with a great score by Morricone. Drags on a bit.

Die Screaming Marianne

6/10
Maianne is a young dancer who knows the account number of her dead mother’s Swiss bank account and her... more

Doctor Strange

6/10
The main story arc feels like a zillion other movies. What makes this one enjoyable is the dazzling array... more

Dolemite Is My Name

6/10
Entertaining but hollow biopic about the early days of Rudy Ray More as played by Eddie Murphy. It’s hard to... more

Drunken Master

6/10
Nowhere near as good as the sequel.