Here are my movies listed in order or ranking, from best to worst. Ratings subject to change at any time.
6/10
I’m sure I would have enjoyed this more if I had watched it with friends and alcohol. Samurai Cop is a...
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6/10
Sleazy revenge movie with a heavy dose of mid-eighties fashion cheese. This could be a much higher rated movie...
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6/10
This was a 1945 Charlie Chan movie whose plot revolves a bank and several mysterious deaths of bank employees....
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6/10
This was a strange disjointed kung-fu movie about a female wannabe Shaolin disciple who is taken under the tutelage...
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6/10
The Shaolin formula is a non-monk enters the temple seeking to learn the tools of revenge. He undergoes ridiculous...
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6/10
Italian police thriller in which the lead cop is as corrupt as they come and yet we are supposed...
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6/10
Good premise is mired in low budget, poor editing and direction.
6/10
Not awful, but far from Argento’s best. A few inventive shots and Max Von Syndow make it worth a...
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6/10
Silly but entertaining monster movie.
6/10
Brian Yuzna’s directorial debut about a rich kid’s paranoia regarding his family and the other members of “society.” Takes...
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6/10
Well, at least it wasn’t embarrassing. The movie exists as yet another way to try to give backstory to...
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6/10
My twenty-something daughter swears this is the greatest cinematic series ever committed to film, but to me it’s just...
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6/10
Another one of the old musicals which, as I watch, I keep saying to myself, “oh, this is where...
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6/10
This giallo has been on my must see list for a very long time. Scored by Ennio Morricone, the...
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6/10
Speaking of Murder is the first film in a three disc collection of French noir movies I recently purchased...
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6/10
Okay, one last Marvel movie before end this diversion and get back to 70s sleaze (I’ve been told I...
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6/10
In desparate need of some editing, this film runs about 1 hour too long with way too many lame...
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6/10
I’ve been cautiously sampling more Jess Franco films. This one is arty and incoherent. I’m sure there might be...
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6/10
If I was 9 years old this would be the greatest movie ever. It’s basically the Shaw Bros. version...
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6/10
Another modern zombie movie that doesn’t even attempt to be scary. I guess the Hatfields vs. McCoy setup could...
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6/10
Business as usual comedy from Ferrell.
6/10
For the first 20 minutes or so I couldn’t see why this film got such bad reviews. I was...
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6/10
This movie is part of a DVD double feature with the amazing Hercules. See my review of that film for my take...
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6/10
I loved Jim Cummings first two movies, but I found this one very hard to watch. He’s playing the...
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6/10
Stylish but overly confusing (too many red heads!) and an unsatisfying ending hinder this giallo.
6/10
Disappointing resolution and shallow characters, but enough interesting imagery and weirdness to moderately recommend.
6/10
Intense SCUBA action! The movie seems like endless scenes of the main characters digging in the sea floor looking...
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6/10
This is another film that just begs for more creepy atmosphere. As it is, it feels too much like...
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6/10
Low Budget 60s exploitation by Jess Franco. Entertaining, but not quite as stylish as I expected. The soundtrack is...
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6/10
A horror-comedy that takes aim at lampooning Italian giallo and horror films. It never quite nails the comedy part...
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6/10
Mediocre ghost story in which bursts of sped-up film and of quick cuts are a lame substitute for real...
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6/10
The two big positives of this giallo are: a creepy, abstract Morricone score and lots of wonderfully composed shots...
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6/10
Dario Argento’s political farce. Has many funny moments, but is very confusing if you don’t know the history of...
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6/10
My Halloween movie this year was The Gorgon from the Icons of Horror: Hammer Films DVD. I think I am coming to the...
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6/10
This is a late sixties Japanese monster movie but it stars mostly Western actors. The rubber-suit monsters, space ships...
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6/10
Dark story of child abuse and drugs.
6/10
Entertaining but thoroughly confused monster movie. The over-the-top comedic moments tend to jar you out of the already paper...
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6/10
Fulci haunted house movie. Pretty slow until the finale.
6/10
An entertaining rethink of Lisa and the Devil.
6/10
While it had one or two actual jump scares in it (a rarity for American films of this vintage),...
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6/10
The writing of this giallo is absolutely terrible. The story doesn’t make any sense and every single person who...
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6/10
Yet another superhero movie to bore me. I admit, this one was more watchable than Ironman. I guess I am...
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6/10
There are a few gory moments, but for the most part this was a rather ho-hum Shaw Bros. kung-fu...
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6/10
Lloyd Bridges stars in this 1950’s film noir about an American returning to England after the war who becomes...
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6/10
A lot of people said this was horrible, but I didn’t mind it so much. Funny but completely lacking...
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6/10
This felt like every early 90s art film I saw as a college kid. A few memorable scenes that...
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6/10
This early version of the Hammet novel hits most of the same plot points of the later version but the acting...
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6/10
Shaw Brothers attempt at a giant monster movie is pretty corny. Normally I enjoy garbage movie like this, but...
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6/10
I knew most of the story of The Mist from an abridged book an tape that we listened to as kids...
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6/10
You’d be hard pressed to find a movie that hated its female characters any more than this one does....
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6/10
James Cagney smashes a grapefruit in some ditzy broad’s face… see. Then he becomes the gangster king of beer…...
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6/10
Mediocre sequel. Too many flashbacks and not enough story. A few good fights make up for the bad spots.
6/10
A supposed sequel to The Spiritual Boxer which I’ve seen but never posted a review. Both movies are comedies but this...
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6/10
Mel Brooks’s second feature doesn’t do much to differentiate itself from every other late 60’s era comedy. I found...
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6/10
One of the best DVD sets I own is the six movie Hammer Films Icons of Suspense Collection. Although I...
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6/10
This is Ray Harryhausen’s excuse to animate a rampaging T-Rex. The plot is cowboys versus dinosaurs which sounds a...
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6/10
Argento/Fulci production. Harkens to the Hammer era gothic horror films. Derivative but enjoyable.
6/10
The title here is somewhat deceptive. The yeti vs. werewolf battle you would expect is just tacked on to...
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6/10
Actually, I liked this. Argento’s painterly style is nowhere to be found but I thought the story never was...
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6/10
Japanese splatter. Despite the gore, it gets boring pretty quickly.
6/10
Definitely better than the first Tomb Raider films. This reboot seems to be using the game’s reboot as inspiration. The plot...
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6/10
A lot of nerds were really excited by the prospect of a Tron sequel. What they all seemed to fail to...
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6/10
Entertaining war film parody. A little bit too much of an action film at the end.
6/10
My quest to find a good Cynthia Rothrock movie continues. This thing is absolute trash filled with non-actors and...
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6/10
A somewhat miscast French costume drama based on a 19th Century erotic novel. The male lead is played by...
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6/10
If they cut this film off at about 15 minutes it would have been a near-perfect short film. Unfortunately,...
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6/10
Japanese horror movie about a town in which the inhabitants slowly become mesmerized by uzumaki. Uzumaki translates to spirals. Mind you, this is...
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6/10
The second movie in the Paul Naschy Collection sounds good on paper, but is ultimately a bit of a...
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6/10
Norwegian horror movie about a group of scientists who go to a soon-to-be demolished hospital in the woods only to...
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6/10
The movie opens with a young photographer witnessing and photographing a mob-style killing. Then, in one of the stupidest...
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6/10
Predictable yet watchable giallo. Ennio Morricone music gets quite repetetive even though it’s a nice theme.
6/10
It’s the origin story of the perverts from Twinkle Twinkle Lucky Stars! It really isn’t much better than the...
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6/10
This was another grind house era women in prison movie. I suppose the twist here is that Pam Grier...
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6/10
An Italian twist on Poe’s “The Black Cat.” All the standard giallo elements are here in this better-than-average entry...
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5/10
The story of a finely attired gringo mercenary who falls in with a group of banditos in a scheme...
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5/10
(a.k.a. Double Face) Mediocre giallo featuring Klaus Kinski in search of his estranged wife’s killer. Noteworthy moments: super fake...
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5/10
This was a slight twist on a typical teen slasher movie. A very, very slight twist which you will...
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5/10
Bleh, these super hero movies need to end. While can’t say I was bored by Ant-Man, it just felt ho-hum...
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5/10
For a movie that is so infamous for its gore, there certainly isn’t much to see here. The shock...
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5/10
The companion piece to 2LDK. Not as good, and a bit too talky and not enough fighting.
5/10
The story is not very interesting and the movie is almost 60% dudes fighting in the sky lameness. We’re...
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5/10
Low, low budget Japanese zombie movie. Terrible make-up. No scares. There are a few funny gags though: finger sushi...
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5/10
Cheesy Italian horror film about a taxidermist who is infatuated with his dead girlfriend. It’s a character study without...
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5/10
I didn’t really mind the first third of the movie when The Cap’n is all weak and weirdly CGI...
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5/10
Somewhat self-aware low-budget slasher film about killer robots in a shopping mall. With the exception of one noteworthy moment,...
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5/10
It has its moments, but Trauma suffers from horrible dialogue (even for Argento), a wholly inappropriate score and many...
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5/10
The creators of the Dead Space series must be really proud of the little story they came up with because it...
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5/10
An early 70s Italian police thriller that has one of the weirdest/dumbest plots ever. The main story here is...
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5/10
Why is so much anime so bad? The plot is as follows: demon destroys city in epic battle, loser’s...
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5/10
Another late stage Fulci horror movie that disappoints despite the awesome title music and excellent poster/box art. From the...
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5/10
Epic Biblical story which was partially directed by Mario Bava. Joan Collins is a bride to be who is...
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5/10
A huge drop in quality for this the third Scorpion movie. Much of the visual flair is gone and...
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5/10
I can’t believe this is not a SciFi Channel movie. It’s okay, I guess, but the film tries too...
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5/10
Graveyard Disturbance is a silly, made-for-TV quality horror film from Lamberto Bava, and it’s surprisingly bloodless considering the director. At...
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5/10
1957 noir film about a gangster who organizes a heist of drugs from a ship at sea. The movie...
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5/10
How’s this for a novel concept: the reason Poles were able to defend their realm against the invading armies...
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5/10
Although it had its moments, this film feels like it’s trying too hard to be hip and cool. It...
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5/10
An average and confusing Shaw Bros. film. I guess this is a continuation of the Deadly Venoms franchise? The titular House of...
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5/10
The great superhero slog continues. Robert Downey Jr.’s portrayal is fun, but nothing interesting really happens in this movie...
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5/10
These Marvel movies feel like a Television series, and by Television Series I mean a mindless sitcom that you...
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