Movie Log: By Rating

A police thriller in which the hero is a 60 year old detective who constantly thinks his 26 year... more

This film is an Italian Exorcist rip-off that takes forever to get to the puking, cursing demon action. The first two... more

Very boring. Music gets annoying after a while.

After watching this, I think I am pretty close to having seen all of Argento’s films. I held off... more

A mediocre crime film from the forties with lots of hammy acting and a thoroughly ridiculous plot involving reviving... more

Stuart Gordan further assures us that Re-animator was a fluke. Bad acting, bad story, and horrible music. There is... more

Don’t Look Now is known mostly for Donald Sutherland’s naked gyrations. I was more impressed with his hobbit-y mop of... more

Mildly Entertaining Disney faire

I’m sorry to report, but the Neil Hamburger movie isn’t that good. It’s not a movie about the Neil... more

A no-budget Italian ripoff of Escape from New York. Apparently, this is the sequel to Bronx Warriors so maybe... more

Stephen Chow could not save this tone deaf action/comedy. Made in the late eighties, there are maybe two or... more

I just bought another Shaw Brothers box set and am watching the films in chronological order. This one has... more

You know you are in trouble when the most convincing performance in your film is by Isaac from The Love... more

I am hesitant to call this a giallo even though it often appears on lists of the genre’s films.... more

The entire movie feels like a slick commercial for a luxury car. In fact, there may be more convincing... more

After seeing The Machine Girl I was itching for more Japanese splatter, but it turns out most of these movies suck.... more

In keeping with animal themed giallos, this is also known as The Scorpion with Two Tails. I don’t know... more

One of the worst movies ever made.

Alright, time to dig in to some CGI-heavy, big budget, us vs. the blue laser summer blockbuster fare from... more

Jeez, this one felt like sitting through a two hour school board meeting. 95% of the movie is just... more

Also known as School of Fear, this krimi is about a boarding school for boys where the students sneak... more

An Alien or Predator rip-off starring Rutger Hauer which takes place in the post global warming world of 2008.... more

Well, if there’s one thing you can say about this giallo, it’s that the title is not a lie.... more

George Hilton and Carrol Baker couldn’t rescue this hum-drum story from itself. I felt like nothing happened during the... more

Even Shatner and Ernest Borgnine in a goat mask can’t save this lame devil worshipers movie.

The third film in the Blind Dead series features the return of the terrifying cheap skeleton hand prop. A couple of models... more

Bad acting and a cheesy premise.

Aside from the laugh-out-loud “twist” finale involving a cat, a bag and a car driving down a winding road,... more

This is a 70s low-budget version of a Poe tale by the director of Alucarda. A reporter goes to... more

This is a confusing mess of a movie. Somewhere a midst the toplessness is a plot involving vampires, witches... more

This corny early eighties fantasy opens with some great creature effects and then proceeds to bore the audience for... more

None of the actors except the guy who plays Loki appear to be having any fun. Everything just feels... more

This is a terrible Poliziotteschi about a ruthless cop who has been kicked off the force but is determined... more

A heavy handed attempt at goofball comedy that fails at least 95% of the time. The makers of this... more

Fulci literally phones this one in. A few interesting shots, but mostly poorly paced and horribly acted with no... more

No-budget Japanese zombie movie with a dumb story a few good gore shots and lots of horrible iMovie-quality digital... more

A lame Italian Western that is only noteworthy because you get to see Ernest Borgnine gored by a bull... more

One would think that a meta movie about horror director Lucio Fulci being overwhelmed by the gruesome images he... more

Low budget sci-fi from the 50s. Only noteworthy for its hard-scifi aspirations.

I really did not like this movie at all. I was really excited to watch it. The still frames... more

Gangster/mad scientist movie that is only worth watching tsee the satyr burlesque number in the middle of the film.

A Russian horror movie about a island convent that houses some sort of demon that is released when a... more

Mario Bava at his absolute worst. There is so much lost in translation and editing that this is barely... more

I have finally gotten around to watching Dario Argento’s most recent movie’his 3-D take on the Dracula story. Everything... more

Dario Argento wrote this boring Italian Western. Featuring a non-exciting action sequence of a man running for five minutes... more

Low budget grindhouse production about killer, satanic hippies. Pretty boring. Only the last, zombie-flick inspired 10 minutes are kinda... more

A Eurocrime thriller about a fellow who gets wrapped up in a jewelry robbery. I’m not sure if he... more

The only thing this Jess Franco movie has going for it is its score by Bruno Nicolai. The rest... more

Woah! Joey Lawrence fights a sentient electricity monster. This is a lame made-for-TV quality film that takes forever to... more

A terrible sci-fi monster movie where the action exists mainly in the form of Rutger Hauer grabbing other characters... more

I came across this movie when it was featured in a list of pre-Romero zombie movies. The only thing... more

A zero budget Hammer horror that’s built around a stupid looking monster skeleton that Peter Cushing is researching. Spill... more

Similarly to Jess Franco’s film Venus in Furs, this has nothing to do with the classic book of the... more

This not so much a movie as it is a seemingly endless collection of stylized hero shots. The dialogue... more

Really poorly handled zombie sci-fi movie from Australia. Bad acting, not enough gags, and boring.

I was hoping for another Luc Besson film at least on par with The Fifth Element, but this was terrible.... more

Well, the book wasn’t great, but at least it was a new twist on the zombie genre. The movie... more

Horrible CGI and, except for a handful of gags, not worth your time.

Gary Cooper stars in this black and white western about Buffalo Bill and Wild Bill Hickok. It’s a very... more

Absolutely horrible. It was like a student film from a C student. The overly loud sound of chirping insects... more