Here are my movies listed in order or ranking, from best to worst. Ratings subject to change at any time.
7/10
I used to listen to Adam Carolla’s podcast pretty regularly but stopped around the time Alison Rosen was unceremoniously...
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7/10
This early version of The Maltese Falcon is played as a comedy. The basics of the story are still there (it’s...
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7/10
Nice nun-sploitation film with lots of nudity and satanic creepiness.
7/10
The skillful and clever style of this movie has become an aesthetic touchstone for just about every gaming YouTuber...
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7/10
A journalist has been murdered and the department really wants to find the killer quickly and brush this case...
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7/10
Horrible child acting ruins what would be a great thriller.
7/10
Initially compelling giallo that loses steam at the out-of-nowhere ending.
7/10
The story is implausible and Nick Cage is as ridiculous as ever, but the stylish direction makes this an...
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7/10
Another pre-Argento giallo mystery that felt a lot like the movie I had just watched the night before, Diabolique....
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7/10
I do love pinball and this documentary is about a bunch of people who also love their pinball too....
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7/10
Documentary about National Spelling Bee. Not a terribly deep movie, but entertaining nonetheless.
7/10
This is a cult classic from what I hear. I thought it was pretty good but not great-a little too...
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7/10
As good as any episode but not S.B. at his best.
7/10
This Will Ferrell comedy is exactly what you’d expect it to be. Add to the list of movies whose...
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7/10
Having recently watched the very good Super, I thought I would skip right through Supers 2 – 7 and go right to...
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7/10
Entertaining, but not quite laugh-out-loud funny. 40-year-old virgin was better.
7/10
I’m not sure why filmmakers insist on remaking films that were already great. The original Suspiria is one of my favorite...
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7/10
Like half the movies that come out these days, it’s a sequel that nobody asked for. I did enjoy...
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7/10
Boris Karloff’s final film role has him basically playing himself, an aging horror movie star whose films are now...
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7/10
I thought this was a pretty good film noir. There are some truly silly plot points, like a character...
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7/10
I stopped going out of my way to see these superhero films quite some time ago. As a result,...
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7/10
The first film in the Shaw Brothers four-pack DVD I just bought. I loved USA Network’s Kung Fu Theater when I...
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7/10
An okay horror movie with some annoying acting at the beginning but it get better as the horror ratchets...
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7/10
I think this might be the fourth Italian horror movie I’ve seen that’s based on Poe’s story, The Black Cat....
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7/10
A small, slow moving horror movie about boarding school girls and the devil. There’s lots of hard to hear...
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7/10
Well done giallo with a decent plot and a fair ending.
7/10
A decent thriller, but it needed more Karl Maulden and less handsome guy.
7/10
Sergio Leone’s debut was the only film of his that I hadn’t yet seen. It’s a sword and sandals...
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7/10
It’s a quirky comedy. A quirkedy! Just about everything about this movie is deliberately strange. The plot is basically...
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7/10
I wasn’t sure if he was supposed to be a good guy, but the title character is a swordsman...
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7/10
A documentary about one of my favorite bands, Killing Joke. It’s an okay overview of the band’s history as...
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7/10
Ghost story set in an orphanage during spanish civil war. I would have preferred more ghosts and less reality.
7/10
Like The Flying Guillotine, the title here refers to a deadly decapitation weapon. The dragon missile is two boomerang swords that...
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7/10
The only reason I knew that this movie existed was a YouTube review of the soundtrack by Sean Rowley. The music is...
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7/10
Master is worried that his five former students are too powerful and may do evil so he sends his...
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7/10
A reasonably good martial arts movie that borrows a lot of its plot structure directly from The One-Armed Swordsman. The...
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7/10
Mediocre giallo from Dick Randall and Mondo Macabro. UPDATE: This one really grows on you when you realize how...
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7/10
The Amazon prime version of this movie looks like crap. I watched it anyways as part of my Mario...
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7/10
This Dick Randall produced giallo is, as one would expect, a complete mess. The plot seems to unfold randomly...
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7/10
This was my least favorite of all the Tarantino films I’ve watched (I still haven’t seen Inglorious Basterds). Even Death Proof, which...
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7/10
Much of the intense “anyone can die at any time” atmosphere of the original are in this remake. More...
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7/10
I love the colorful look of these Edgar Wallace Krimi films from Germany. They really seem like live-action Scooby...
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7/10
Not that it matters, but the title of this film has nothing to do with what happens on the...
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7/10
Italian Gothic horror from 1964 featuring Barbara Steele. Shot in glorious black & white, I was ready to give...
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7/10
Horrible story, horrible acting, and wall-to-wall fakey Japanese schoolgirl gore. I enjoyed every second of it.
7/10
I am a fan of Westerns, especially the spaghetti kind, but I not very familiar with many of the...
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7/10
I am just burning through these late sixties Krimi. This one is actually titled Der Mann mit dem Glasauge....
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7/10
This movie shouldn’t be as enjoyable as it was, but I found myself entertained throughout. It’s basically the type...
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7/10
Also known as Der Mönch mit der Peitsche, this is the story of German college girls getting murdered by...
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7/10
Yet another found footage horror film with all the shaky camera clichés you’d expect. Despite this, I rather enjoyed...
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7/10
This one’s a strange Gothic horror and giallo hybrid. Meaning, lot’s of cool 70’s décor within an ancient castle....
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7/10
A 1965 proto-giallo about a novelist who returns to an off-season resort in search of a girl he photographed...
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7/10
Fulci! Certainly not the greatest Italian director, but he has his moments. This film, also known as Sette Note in...
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7/10
Not bad, considering the “monster” is not in the least bit scary. The initial set-up is a bit slow,...
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7/10
The plot of this one is a bit all over the place. A swordsman with a cough returns home...
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7/10
This was a decent martial arts film notable for four things: a snowy, wintertime setting; exciting fights with many,...
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7/10
This was a beautifully shot Sergio Martino giallo. We soon find out what Mrs. Wardh’s (no that’s not a...
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7/10
The Sweet Body of Deborah is an early giallo that is more of a straight up mystery rather than...
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7/10
Has its moments but doesn’t live up to the cult hype.
7/10
Classic tale of pagan villagers. I was spoiled because I already knew the twist ending, but was enjoyable nonetheless....
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7/10
Wait, there’s a new(ish) haunted house in the olden days movie from Hammer films? And it stars Harry Potter?...
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7/10
The third Simon Pegg/Edgar Wright collaboration feels much like the last two. Lots of jokes that come from strategic...
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7/10
What an incredible improvement over the last two Thor movies. They are no longer trying to be a poor...
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7/10
I assume most of the people who seek this movie out come to it the same way I did....
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7/10
This is an odd duck with weird tonal issues. There are plenty of gonzo Mel Brooks moments but the...
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7/10
Outside of Bava’s Rabid Dogs I have not seen many Italian Eurocrime movies. This one was pretty good. It had a...
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7/10
Korean fast-zombie movie that is largely bloodless but manages to remain entertaining to the end. Dad takes his daughter on...
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7/10
Found footage film about a group of Norwegian documentarians following a guy who hunts gigantic CGI trolls. Better than...
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7/10
In recent years there have been several attempts at making fake 80s shows, games or movies. The best of...
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7/10
The plot is a bit disjointed at times and Shirley McClane is not terribly good , but Clint Eastwood...
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7/10
Apparently this is a highly divisive movie. Lots of one-star reviews and lots of five-star reviews. I liked it...
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7/10
Italian western starring Richard Harrison. Good end baddie and some stylistically good fights.
7/10
Videodrome always seems to turn up on lists of the best horror films of all time. While it was visually...
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7/10
I have been looking for this movie for quite some time. I love Charles Bronson and I love Tele...
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7/10
Well, someone finally found a film genre that hadn’t been parodied—the rock bio pic. They pull it off relatively...
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7/10
Really enjoyed the effects and apocalyptic imagery. The story and ending are lame.
7/10
This is one superhero movie that I actually wanted to see. I read the comic and thought it was...
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7/10
A goofball comedy about summer camp councilors created by the people behind the 90s sketch show, The State. Apparently...
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7/10
Don’t get me wrong. I love me some 70s Italian sleaze. But this movie could have really dialed it...
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7/10
A decent entry in the never-ending series of mock documentary films. This one follows the mundane lives of three...
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7/10
Wheels on Meals is a 1984 Jackie Chan and Sammo Hung movie that is a precursor to the horrible...
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7/10
Bonnie McFarlane’s documentary sets itself up as an investigative report into the supposed bias against women in comedy. It...
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7/10
One of the better super hero films I’ve seen. The limited scope of the plot helped center the focus...
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7/10
Another “secret life of _____” CGI animated feature. In this case it’s the secret life of video game characters....
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6/10
A Korean fast-zombie zombie movie that focuses on the survival of a single kid in an apartment complex. His...
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6/10
I have finally submitted myself to the precursor to Escape from the Bronx. It’s a more enjoyable than the...
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6/10
Classic Western. Okay.
6/10
Another one of these sub-culture documentaries which follows the formula: Identify sub-culture, show the originators, show the people who...
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6/10
Admittedly, I didn’t really give this one my full attention while I watched. At one point when I came...
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6/10
Long before he directed Journey to the West, Stephen Chow starred in this version of the Monkey King’s story. The...
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6/10
Mildly intriguing but, beyond the acting, fails on many fronts.
6/10
Gene Kelly dances and sings in an attempt to woo a teenager. Mostly a mediocre musical with a visually...
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6/10
Baby Boomers love this movie and you’ll often seen it ranked as one of the best comedies of all...
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6/10
Back to a sitcom-level Marvel movie. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the light tone but after Infinity War...
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6/10
The final Ustinov Poirot film is a Cannon film production but there is no karate in it. It’s cheap...
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6/10
I respect the ambition of James Cameron and his plan for his Avatar sequels so I figured I should...
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6/10
After having read the comic a few months back I thought it would be a good time to finally...
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6/10
The only reason to watch this movie is to get a feel for how the sound design was created...
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6/10
I can’t believe how much praise this Marvel installment received. It’s so cheesy but takes itself way too seriously....
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6/10
Disc two in this Shaw Brothers set is the weakest of the lot. A pair of bandits join with...
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