Not at all worthy of it predecessors, Inferno & Suspiria, but at least it takes no prisoners when it comes to over-the-top violence–I’d recommend seeing if only for that. The plot and setting drifts around way too much, and, at times, the film just … looks cheap and amateurish–Daria Nicolodi as Obi-Wan Kenobi, lame. I have a feeling I may enjoy it a little more on a second viewing, but I’ll hold off on that until I get annoyed by Argento’s next disaster.

Not bad, considering the “monster” is not in the least bit scary. The initial set-up is a bit slow, but it picks up to become a fairly well-paced film. Kinda like a mix between Cabin Fever and the TV show Survivor.

Surprisingly, I was entertained by this. Yes, it’s an Italian Alien rip-off, but Alien was itself rip off of the Italian Sci-Fi film, Planet of the Vampires So there.

Horrible CGI and, except for a handful of gags, not worth your time.

This entry into the series suffers from long stretches not much of anything happening. I suppose you could argue that it’s nice to see some character development for a change. But the chugging plot and sense of amazement that usually permeates the series is absent here.

Entertaining but thoroughly confused monster movie. The over-the-top comedic moments tend to jar you out of the already paper thin story. There is no suspense whatsoever and you will be puzzled as to why 95% of the time no one seems to care that there is a 40 foot monster running around killing people.

Horrible story, horrible acting, and wall-to-wall fakey Japanese schoolgirl gore. I enjoyed every second of it.

The most visually impressive and stylized Pixar movie

In desparate need of some editing, this film runs about 1 hour too long with way too many lame sub-plots. But, worth watching if only for Bruce Campbell’s cameo.

Entertaining, but not quite laugh-out-loud funny. 40-year-old virgin was better.