Horrible story, horrible acting, and wall-to-wall fakey Japanese schoolgirl gore. I enjoyed every second of it.

The most visually impressive and stylized Pixar movie

In desparate need of some editing, this film runs about 1 hour too long with way too many lame sub-plots. But, worth watching if only for Bruce Campbell’s cameo.

Entertaining, but not quite laugh-out-loud funny. 40-year-old virgin was better.

Actually, I liked this. Argento’s painterly style is nowhere to be found but I thought the story never was dull and there were some nice, albeit slight, variations on classic Hitchcock moments.

The best of the post-Opera Argento films. Has moments of sheer brilliance, but plenty of crappy parts too. The score is incredible.

Entertaining, but didn’t really feel like an Indiana Jones film. Maybe it was too effects driven, rather than stunt driven. I dunno.

It has its moments, but Trauma suffers from horrible dialogue (even for Argento), a wholly inappropriate score and many bad editing choices that simply kill any suspense. I blame Minnesota.

An entertaining rethink of Lisa and the Devil.

In many ways, much tighter than Rabid Dogs, but the ending ruins the film.