2006
Zombie Genocide
Sixty minute homemade zombie film. Admirable for a bunch of Scottish undergrads, but sloppy as all get out.
My Neighbor Totoro
Miyazaki film with beautiful characterization and animation. The plot is a bit thin and just seems to end at... more
Gattaca
Slow moving sci-fi ala Brave New World. The DNA distopia idea isn’t very interesting, but a decent formula mystery.
The Return of the Streetfighter
Mediocre sequel. Too many flashbacks and not enough story. A few good fights make up for the bad spots.
2005
Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror
This one is so bad it’s good. Another Italian zombie movie. This one has bad overly lit make-up, no... more
The Streetfighter
A violent and gritty kung-fu movie starring Sonny Chiba. Terrisan is basically playing a kung-fu version of Tuco from... more
Don’t Torture a Duckling
Early thriller by Lucio Fulci. Moves along pretty well , but the story is predictable with some laughably misplaced... more
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Much better than the Royal Tanenbaums. Slow paced and unfunny at times, but worth viewing for the art direction... more
The Diabolical Doctor Z
Low Budget 60s exploitation by Jess Franco. Entertaining, but not quite as stylish as I expected. The soundtrack is... more
Spellbound
Documentary about National Spelling Bee. Not a terribly deep movie, but entertaining nonetheless.
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage
Dario Argento murder thriller. Fairly ridiculous plot, but makes up for it in style, pacing and music.
Blind Fury
Surprisingly good drug cartel style 80’s actioner about a blind martial artist hero played very well by Rutger Hauer.
Ring 2
Some scary moments, but mostly just retread and patchy story telling.
Serenity
The best sci-fi movie since The Matrix. Fast, funny and intense. My opinion is probably tainted by my liking... more
Five Man Army
Dario Argento wrote this boring Italian Western. Featuring a non-exciting action sequence of a man running for five minutes... more
The City of the Living Dead (a.k.a. The Gates of Hell)
More Fulci horror. Not much in terms of memorable scenes here, just the tacked-on drilled head scene. The zombies... more
The Beyond
Metaphysical Fulci Zombie movie. Lots of close-up gore and some good atmospheric scares.
Kung Fu Hustle
Very funny and action packed kung-fu movie. Special effects aren’t that great but it makes up for it in... more
Zombi 2
Refreshingly scary zombie movie. Nice soundtrack. My DVD was broken at one point.
Satanico Pandemonium
Nice nun-sploitation film with lots of nudity and satanic creepiness.
Suspiria
One of the most beautiful horror movies ever made. Great Goblin soundtrack included with the DVD.
Undead
Really poorly handled zombie sci-fi movie from Australia. Bad acting, not enough gags, and boring.
Mill of the Stone Women
French Gothic horror from the 60s. Some creepy imagery and fairly good pacing for an old movie.