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Ring 2 (5/10)

Posted on Jul. 5, 2005 - 9:30 pmSep. 18, 2020 - 3:27 pm

Some scary moments, but mostly just retread and patchy story telling.

Serenity (10/10)

Posted on Jul. 5, 2005 - 9:30 pmSep. 18, 2020 - 3:26 pm

The best sci-fi movie since The Matrix. Fast, funny and intense. My opinion is probably tainted by my liking of the series, Firefly.

Five Man Army (3/10)

Posted on Jul. 5, 2005 - 9:29 pmSep. 18, 2020 - 3:25 pm

Dario Argento wrote this boring Italian Western. Featuring a non-exciting action sequence of a man running for five minutes and horribly cast Peter Graves as the Dutchman.

The City of the Living Dead (a.k.a. The Gates of Hell) (5/10)

Posted on Jul. 5, 2005 - 9:29 pmSep. 18, 2020 - 3:24 pm

More Fulci horror. Not much in terms of memorable scenes here, just the tacked-on drilled head scene. The zombies aren’t terribly scary in appearance and has a dumb ending.

The Beyond (8/10)

Posted on Jul. 5, 2005 - 9:28 pmSep. 18, 2020 - 3:23 pm

Metaphysical Fulci Zombie movie. Lots of close-up gore and some good atmospheric scares.

Kung Fu Hustle (8/10)

Posted on Jul. 5, 2005 - 9:27 pmSep. 18, 2020 - 3:22 pm

Very funny and action packed kung-fu movie. Special effects aren’t that great but it makes up for it in sheer energy.

Zombi 2 (8/10)

Posted on Jul. 5, 2005 - 9:27 pmSep. 18, 2020 - 3:21 pm

Refreshingly scary zombie movie. Nice soundtrack. My DVD was broken at one point.

Satanico Pandemonium (7/10)

Posted on Jul. 5, 2005 - 9:26 pmSep. 18, 2020 - 3:20 pm

Nice nun-sploitation film with lots of nudity and satanic creepiness.

Suspiria (10/10)

Posted on Jul. 5, 2005 - 9:25 pmSep. 18, 2020 - 2:44 pm

One of the most beautiful horror movies ever made. Great Goblin soundtrack included with the DVD.

Undead (3/10)

Posted on Jul. 5, 2005 - 9:24 pmSep. 18, 2020 - 2:45 pm

Really poorly handled zombie sci-fi movie from Australia. Bad acting, not enough gags, and boring.

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