Surprisingly, I was entertained by this. Yes, it’s an Italian Alien rip-off, but Alien was itself rip off of the Italian Sci-Fi film, Planet of the Vampires So there.

Horrible CGI and, except for a handful of gags, not worth your time.

This entry into the series suffers from long stretches not much of anything happening. I suppose you could argue that it’s nice to see some character development for a change. But the chugging plot and sense of amazement that usually permeates the series is absent here.

Entertaining but thoroughly confused monster movie. The over-the-top comedic moments tend to jar you out of the already paper thin story. There is no suspense whatsoever and you will be puzzled as to why 95% of the time no one seems to care that there is a 40 foot monster running around killing people.

Horrible story, horrible acting, and wall-to-wall fakey Japanese schoolgirl gore. I enjoyed every second of it.

The most visually impressive and stylized Pixar movie

In desparate need of some editing, this film runs about 1 hour too long with way too many lame sub-plots. But, worth watching if only for Bruce Campbell’s cameo.

Entertaining, but not quite laugh-out-loud funny. 40-year-old virgin was better.

Actually, I liked this. Argento’s painterly style is nowhere to be found but I thought the story never was dull and there were some nice, albeit slight, variations on classic Hitchcock moments.

The best of the post-Opera Argento films. Has moments of sheer brilliance, but plenty of crappy parts too. The score is incredible.