Movie Log: By Rating

Here are my movies listed in order or ranking, from best to worst. Ratings subject to change at any time.

Death Laid an Egg

7/10
This is quite possibly the sexiest movie about chicken farming that I have ever seen. Death Laid an Egg... more

Death Walks on High Heels

7/10
Although a bit lacking in terms of style, Death Walks on High Heels is another reasonably good giallo. The first part... more

Deep Star Six

7/10
The only reason I watched Deep Star Six was because I remembered the excellent box art on the tape and was... more

Der Fan

7/10
A teenage girl is obsessed with a new wave pop star. She writes him letters, follows him to Munich,... more

Der Hexer

7/10
An early sixties black and white Krimi about a mysterious criminal who has arrived in London to get revenge... more

Der Hund von Blackwood Castle

7/10
This one has some of the best Peter Thomas music. This is especially true during the opening titles in... more

Der Mörder

7/10
This 1963 black and white Krimi opens up with a nebbish man killing his wife at a rural bus... more

Disciples of the 36th Chamber

7/10
The third film in the 36th Chambers series changes the tone to comedy (apparently the second sequel is also a parody, but I... more

Django

7/10
There was so much mud in this movie it made me uncomfortable. C’mon guys, wipe you feet before you... more

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

7/10
There’s no escaping these superhero movies. I was trapped in rural America with two hours to kill and this... more

Dr. Caligari

7/10
I wasn’t exactly sold on this movie. Most of it comes across as a sophomore art project with cheap... more

Dredd

7/10
There are hints of The Terminator (the first one) and Robocop in this but it doesn’t quite rise to... more

Dressed to Kill

7/10
I don’t think I get Brian Depalma yet. The whole time I was watching this I was thinking about... more

Escape from New York

7/10
Another gaping hole from my 80s cinema to-do list. The premise is extremely cheesy and the execution isn’t much... more

Evil Dead Trap

7/10
Japanese horror that draws almost note for note from Italian gore-maestro Lucio Fulci–synthy score, gratuitous eye gag, sound f/x... more

Executioners from Shaolin

7/10
A Shaolin monk on the run vows to avenge the death of a friend and, over the course of... more

Eyeball

7/10
Umberto Lenzi directs this post-Baker giallo about a group of tourists in Barcelona who are killed off one-by-one by... more

Fellini’s Casanova

7/10
Donald Sutherland is miscast as the titular Casanova in this beautiful looking interpretation of that story. Every colorful frame... more

Female Prisoner Scorpion: Jailhouse 41

7/10
The second film in this series has the same visual flair of the first. This entry is a pretty... more

Forbidden Photos of a Lady Above Suspicion

7/10
Italian thriller from the early 70s. Beautiful colors and photography and an excellent Morricone score. Not the most complicated... more

Four Flies on Gray Velvet

7/10
I probably would have like this better if the sound was in tact. The story and mystery is obvious,... more

Four Times That Night

7/10
Strange Bava sex comedy based on Rashomon.

Free Fire

7/10
This was a movie that I really wanted to see. It’s directed by Ben Wheatley, who made the gangster-hybrid... more

From Up On Poppy Hill

7/10
A cartoon drama from Studio Ghibli about a teenage girl who misses her dead father and raises signal flags for... more

Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris

7/10
The third Gamera reboot film is the best of the three. It actually takes some time to establish some... more

Gattaca

7/10
Slow moving sci-fi ala Brave New World. The DNA distopia idea isn’t very interesting, but a decent formula mystery.

Get Carter

7/10
Still not sure what I think of this. A brutal character study of an anti-hero with a confusing plot.

Godzilla [2014]

7/10
Well, like everyone else who saw this movie, I think the first quarter is very good, mostly because Brian... more

Grand Slam

7/10
Grand Slam is a reasonably amusing heist film with the usual tropes of assembling of the team, a complicated heist,... more

Grave of the Fireflies

7/10
This classic Studio Ghibli cartoon is about the horrors of war. But it’s really more about the horrors of... more

Greenberg

7/10
Sure there are a few laughs, but, for the most part, Greenberg is a drifting, plotless character study of a really... more

Hairspray

7/10
We watched this movie because my kid was in a local production of the musical version and I wanted... more

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

7/10
Not as good as #3, but the ending is worth all the cheesy dragon fighting.

Hell’s Ground

7/10
Mondo Macabro has been pretty consistent in their DVD releases. Lots of trashy and weird genre films from outside... more

Hercules Unchained

7/10
Aside from the incredible Hercules starring Lou Ferrigno, I have not seen many of these Italian swords and sandals epics. This... more

High Noon

7/10
A classic western that doesn’t hold up against my beloved spaghetti westerns. The acting is stilted and the continuous... more

Holy Motors

7/10
I wanted to check out more of Leos Carax’s work after watching Annette, and this is the movie that... more

House of Bamboo

7/10
This is crime thriller from 1955 that is unique in that it was shot on location in post-war Japan and... more

House of the Devil

7/10
I went into this film not knowing anything about it and ended up liking it despite the slow, SLOW... more

I Vampiri

7/10
The English title of this one is Lust of the Vampire. Thankfully, these are just titles and there are no... more

Idiocracy

7/10
Entertaining one-joke movie about a future of stupid people.

Inglorious Basterds

7/10
I was expecting something a bit more action packed. Instead this movie is just a series of scenes of... more

Interstellar

7/10
I appreciate the brainy sci-fi themes regarding relativity and time dilation, but the “human” story about connecting with a... more

Ip Man

7/10
This is the “true story” of Bruce Lee’s teacher, Ip Man. The WWII setting gives it some gravitas as characters live under... more

Juan of the Dead

7/10
A serviceable zombie movie whose hook is its communist Cuban setting. The characters refer to the undead as dissidents... more

Kidnapped

7/10
In many ways, much tighter than Rabid Dogs, but the ending ruins the film.

Kill Baby… Kill!

7/10
Slow moving ghost story that is just a bit lacking in budget to make it great. I write a... more

King Kong (Deluxe Extended Edition)

7/10
Buying this DVD was worth it for the extras (besides, I got it for less than five bucks). The... more

Kumiko, the Treasure Hunter

7/10
Amazon recommended this movie to me probably because I have watched a lot of Kung-Fu movies lately? I think... more

Kung Fu Panda

7/10
Decent animated feature that’s completely cliche, but enjoyable.

Kwaidan

7/10
Japanese horror anthology from the mid-sixties that features beautiful surreal sets and cinematography but is very light on the... more

L’assassino

7/10
Marcello Mastroianni is an antiques dealer who is taken in by the police, accused of murdering his lover. It’s... more

L’Avventura

7/10
All of the artsy Italian films from the 60s seem to be about the same thing: wealthy middle aged... more

L’Eclisse

7/10
Yet another plot-less art film from Antonioni about the tedium of life in early middle age. Wonderfully shot, but... more

La Dolce Vita

7/10
Wonderfully photographed and filled with memorable moments, but this just wasn’t my cup of tea. A little too meandering... more

La Mala Ordina (Manhunt)

7/10
Well, here I go down the Eurocrime rabbit hole. The plot in this one is odd. The film starts... more

La Notte

7/10
I’m slowly working my way through the films of Michelangelo Antonioni. I think I liked this better than L’Avventura,... more

Lake Michigan Monster

7/10
Another film from the creator of Hundreds of Beavers. It used the same black and white old-timey style, but... more

Let Sleeping Corpses Lie

7/10
This film is a pre Dawn of the Dead zombie flick that takes place in the idyllic English countryside. The first... more

Libido

7/10
Ernesto Gastaldi is much better known as a screenwriter rather than a director. He’s responsible for some of the... more

Living Doll

7/10
British production from the producer of Pieces. Pretty good but suffers from mediocre acting in what is essentially a... more

Love on Delivery

7/10
Man, Stephen Chow has been making the same movie over and over for more than two decades. Don’t get... more

Mad Monkey Kung Fu

7/10
Mad Monkey Kung Fu is all about the acrobatic fight choreography and feel a lot like a Nineties Jackie Chan... more

Man, Pride and Vengeance

7/10
This has all the look and feel of a typical spaghetti western except this takes place in 19th century... more

Maniac

7/10
Movie number four from the excellent Icons of Suspense Collection: Hammer Films DVD package. Despite having a killer with a blow... more

March of the Penguins

7/10
Somewhat cheesy in its anthropomorphic overkill, but very good nonetheless.

Mark of the Devil

7/10
Interesting and well-acted witch hunt movie. Lots of torture.

Miami Connection

7/10
This one is mostly noteworthy for its wacky premise of new wave rock band karate masters fighting motorcycle ninjas.... more

Midsommar

7/10
In the post Wicker Man world, I guess creepy European folk culture turned death-cult is now officially a horror sub-genre. I... more

Mill of the Stone Women

7/10
French Gothic horror from the 60s. Some creepy imagery and fairly good pacing for an old movie.

Millennium Actress

7/10
The follow-up to Perfect Blue is downright whimsical compared to its predecessor. There are still more grown-up themes than your typical... more

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol

7/10
Okay, here we go to the un-numbered M:I sequels. This one was directed by The Iron Giant’s Brad Bird. The intro credits are... more

Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning Part I

7/10
Say what you will about Tom Cruise, he knows how to put together a decent popcorn movie. The plot... more

Mister America

7/10
If you haven’t followed “On Cinema” on Adult Swim, I can’t imagine appreciating this movie. If you’re a fan,... more

Munich

7/10
Decent thriller, that gets a bit too political at times and, like Spielburg’s last few movies, doesn’t know when... more

Murder on the Orient Express

7/10
This is the 1974 version, not the Kenneth Branagh handlebar mustache version. Unfortunately, I watched this knowing the ending... more

My Young Auntie

7/10
A bright and colorful comedic kung-fu movie about a young widow who was tasked with protecting a family fortune... more

Mysterious Island

7/10
This 1961 movie based on the Jules Verne story follows a group of Civil War soldiers who escape from... more

Neues Vom Hexer

7/10
The sequel to Der Hexer is more goofy than the original and is not really a good as a... more

Night of the Comet

7/10
A corny, low-budget sci-fi movie that somehow I missed back in the 80s. This is the type of PG-rated... more

Night Train Murders

7/10
An Italian thriller (aka L’ultimo treno della notte) that leaves you feeling a bit icky not because of gore, but... more

Nightmare Castle

7/10
Black and white Gothic horror with Barbara Steele in a dual role as blonde lady and brunette lady. I... more

Ninja III: The Domination

7/10
The sorta-sequel to Revenge of the Ninja doesn’t quite rise to its levels of unmatched 80s action. What it... more

Nope

7/10
I enjoyed this movie for the most part but there were a few plot points that felt off, and... more

Nosforatu

7/10
What can be said about this movie that hasn’t already been said in the “Under Pressure” video by Queen.... more

Only Yesterday

7/10
Studio Ghibli animated film about a middle aged woman who apparently is obsessed with her year in fifth grade.... more

Painted Faces

7/10
I recognized most of the story here from having read Jackie Chan’s memoir, I Am Jackie Chan. It’s the story... more

Patema Inverted

7/10
I decided to watch this anime on a whim after revisiting The Girl Who Leapt Through Time the other night. The... more

Paths of Glory

7/10
Stanley Kubrick made a World War I movie? Well, I learn something every day. In reality, most of this... more

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

7/10
This should be an awful movie. The fact that it is produced by Adam Sandler should be enough of... more

Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead

7/10
I love how the Phantasm sequels start off by completely negating the end of the previous film. Each film... more

Ponyo

7/10
This is another Miyazaki film to watch strictly for the visuals. The story is pretty inane, but, as far... more

Q: The Winged Serpent

7/10
A piece of 80s shlock that’s much better than it should be mostly due to the excellent cast and... more

Quantum of Solace

7/10
While still better than the majority of post-Connery Bond films, this one lacks the intrigue and story of Casino Royale.... more

Rec 2

7/10
The first Rec was both a very good as “zombie” movie and for being a “found footage” film. You never thought... more

Red Desert

7/10
Another artsy Antonioni film, this time in color! This one seems to be all about desolation in a bleak,... more

Resident Evil

7/10
Another movie that has no reason for being enjoyable, and yet I thought it was pretty good. This could... more

Return of the One-Armed Swordsman

7/10
The sequel to the memorable One-Armed Swordsman is less about character development and more about action (Duh… you could say that... more

Return to the 36th Chamber

7/10
The first follow-up to The 36th Chamber still features Gordon Liu in the lead role, but it’s mostly a parody of... more

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

7/10
I watched this with the intention of seeing the third film in the theater soon thereafter. As far as... more