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This is the personal Web site of Robert Wm. Gomez. I am an artist, musician and nerd living in Chicago, Illinois who has been maintaining this site (in one form or another) since 1996. Enjoy your visit!


Liquid Sky (5/10)

I can see why, in this time of everyone and their grandma being a cos-player, that this is a cult favorite. It's a stylish, incredible looking movie filled with wonderful new wave fashion. Beyond the slick surface is it's terrible editing, a stupid plot and a bit too many rape scenes for my tastes.

Submitted by Robert Gomez on Sun, 07/21/2019 - 15:34

Nex Machina on PC (9/10)

Nex Machina

Nex Machina is the (almost) official follow-up to Robotron: 2084 or, as I like to call it, the greatest arcade game ever created. If you watch the credits you will see the Eugene Jarvis was the creative consultant for the game. As far as I'm concerned that means this is Robotron: 2085 (we'll ignore Smash T.V. ... NOT canon!).

It's just as frantic and twitchy as ever, and the core game play remains the same: shoot everything that moves and save the humans. There is a far greater variety of enemies, boss battles, and the graphic effects are stellar. Improvements include lots of hidden…

Submitted by Robert Gomez on Wed, 07/03/2019 - 20:38

One-armed Swordswoman (8/10)

This has all the trappings of a boring, low-rent "guys doing kung-fu in an empty field because the producers were too cheap to build sets" martial arts film. It transcends its cheapness with an over-abundance of gravity defying wire-work and bad makeup effects. The whole "one-armed" thing has no bearing on the story whatsoever either. She loses the arm and three minutes later she's back to slashing baddies. This is not a great film, but it certainly was fun.

Submitted by Robert Gomez on Mon, 07/01/2019 - 16:21

Layers of Fear on PC (4/10)

Layers of Dolls

Another walking simulator but this time with a horror theme. The whole point of this "game" is to make your way through an old haunted house and get hit with a jump scare every four minutes. At first this is very thrilling. After the fiftieth time, not so much. Technically there are about three puzzles in the game. Mostly you encounter a lock, look around the room, get hit with a jump scare, and then see the combination in the aftermath. On top of this, the story is lame and required too much effort searching around for notes and clues for me to care. Glad I didn't have to pay for this one.

Submitted by Robert Gomez on Sun, 06/30/2019 - 09:45

Daughters of Darkness (9/10)

Daughters of Darkness rivals Argento's best work from the 70s in terms of style and design. Every frame is a masterpiece of bold colors (mostly red) and stark composition. Even the plain Helvetica opening credits are a visual treat. The story doesn't quite hold up to the visuals, but it had enough going for it to keep me interested. Despite the vampire elements, this is definitely not a horror movie. It would make a nice double feature with The Duke of Burgundy.

Submitted by Robert Gomez on Wed, 06/26/2019 - 15:16

Public Opinion by Walter Lippmann (4/10)

I agreed with many of his main points on stereotyping, democracy, propaganda, and the inability for a potential voter to actually understand beyond their personal realm. But, man-o-man, this is not what I would call a "fun" read. Lots of 1920s news references and lots of rambling prose. I know I'm not the target audience here, but geez liven it up Walter. For what it's worth, the book was very Hayekian in it's view of the limits of knowledge. The final section puts forth the idea of establishing another layer of government called "intelligence agencies" which would independently gather "facts"…

Submitted by Robert Gomez on Tue, 06/25/2019 - 18:43

The Shadow Boxing (6/10)

A supposed sequel to The Spiritual Boxer which I've seen but never posted a review. Both movies are comedies but this one is really ridiculous. This is the first Chinese hopping vampire movie I've ever watched. As far as movie monsters go, they're probably the lamest ever imagined. Just weird and goofy. If you can look past the bonkers premise, it's entertaining as far as these things go. Gordon Liu is an added bonus.

Submitted by Robert Gomez on Sun, 06/23/2019 - 20:04

The Witness on PC (9/10)

The Witness

The Witness is from the same developer who created the superb Braid. It feels like a cross between that game and Myst. Once again the game play centers around puzzle solving, but instead of time manipulation, you are solving mazes. I know what your thinking, "Mazes? Are you kidding me. Ever since the 'Twisty maze of passages, all alike' mazes have been the bane of every video gamer's existence." At first I thought the same thing. The first dozen puzzles are so easy that I assumed this was just going to be another boring walking simulator with challenges thrown in just to extend the experience…

Submitted by Robert Gomez on Sun, 06/23/2019 - 15:07

The Dragon Missile (7/10)

Like The Flying Guillotine, the title here refers to a deadly decapitation weapon. The dragon missile is two boomerang swords that spin, hover and grind their way through stone, trees and skulls. Lo Lieh is at the center of the story and it's unclear as to whether or not he's the bad guy or a good guy trapped in a bad job. That is until his cuts off his mother's head. From then on, seemingly minor characters are now the heroes as they try to enact revenge. The story has a weird structure, but it's pretty simple and it keeps the stakes high as character's heads get sheared off one-by-one.

Submitted by Robert Gomez on Fri, 06/21/2019 - 14:42