2007
Slither
Silly but entertaining monster movie.
Aragami
The companion piece to 2LDK. Not as good, and a bit too talky and not enough fighting.
2006
Inferno
I didn’t like this movie that much when I first saw it, but it has since grown on me.... more
Forbidden Photos of a Lady Above Suspicion
Italian thriller from the early 70s. Beautiful colors and photography and an excellent Morricone score. Not the most complicated... more
Society
Brian Yuzna’s directorial debut about a rich kid’s paranoia regarding his family and the other members of “society.” Takes... more
The Wax Mask
Argento/Fulci production. Harkens to the Hammer era gothic horror films. Derivative but enjoyable.
3:10 to Yuma
Classic Western. Okay.
For Your Height Only
Incredibly bad movie that has to be seen to be believed. Has plenty of dull moments but it more... more
Death Rides a Horse
Mediocre Italian western with a great score by Morricone. Drags on a bit.
Vengeance
Italian western starring Richard Harrison. Good end baddie and some stylistically good fights.
Aswang
Amateurish production values and acting hinder this fairly effective independent horror film from the Philippines.
Batman Begins
The best of the modern Batman movies. Forgoes the theatrics in an attempt to bring the comic into a... more
Moon Child
Mildly entertaining Japanese vampire movie that take a turn for schmaltz about halfway through.
The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
Much of the intense “anyone can die at any time” atmosphere of the original are in this remake. More... more
Marnie
Hitchcock thriller that falls flat with a dumb ending and unbelievable plot.
Saw
Good thriller with annoying Nike-commercial-esque style and bad acting.
The Warriors
Has its moments but doesn’t live up to the cult hype.
2LDK
Japanese slow burner about roommate strife that builds to the incredible climax.
Six String Samurai
Good premise is mired in low budget, poor editing and direction.
Phenomena
A nice supernatural thriller from Argento.
Dolls
Stuart Gordan further assures us that Re-animator was a fluke. Bad acting, bad story, and horrible music. There is... more
War of the Worlds
Really enjoyed the effects and apocalyptic imagery. The story and ending are lame.
Rope
A good Hitchcock thriller. Essentially a real-time stage play.
The Black Belly of the Tarantula
Stylish but overly confusing (too many red heads!) and an unsatisfying ending hinder this giallo.
Cemetery Man
Tries to be funny but isn’t. Tries to be deep, but isn’t. And not scary at all.
Mark of the Devil
Interesting and well-acted witch hunt movie. Lots of torture.
Hostel
Good, suspenseful and gross.
Frenzy
Hitchcock does giallo! Nice character development and twisted humor.
Opera
A lame ending and some bad music choices hinder this otherwise great Argento movie.
Manhattan Baby
Lots of really nice close-up facial photography, but a dull plot. Only high point is the stuffed bird attack... more
Alucarda
Stylish Mexican horror movie. Surreal imagery overshadows the weak plot. Sorta falls apart towards the end of the second... more
Howl’s Moving Castle
The plot is a mess, even by Miazaki’s standards. The art is nice though.
The Cat o’ Nine Tails
A decent thriller, but it needed more Karl Maulden and less handsome guy.
Four Flies on Gray Velvet
I probably would have like this better if the sound was in tact. The story and mystery is obvious,... more
Lizard in a Woman’s Skin
Good mystery. Lucio Fulci is a bit of a clumsy director, but manages to provide a few surprises even... more
Rear Window
Hitchcock at his finest.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Not as good as #3, but the ending is worth all the cheesy dragon fighting.
Blood and Black Lace
My first Mario Bava movie. The blue print of the modern slasher film. There’s lots of stylized lighting but... more
Bio Zombie
Low, low budget Japanese zombie movie. Terrible make-up. No scares. There are a few funny gags though: finger sushi... more
Drunken Master
Nowhere near as good as the sequel.
Deep Red
Great music and a twist that will have you immediately rewatching the first few scenes when it’s over. I... more
The Aristocrats
Interesting documentary co-produced Penn Jillete that dissects a single raunchy joke. Lots of funny moments and lots of interesting... more
Robot Monster
One of the worst movies ever made.
Dementia 13
Francis Ford Coppola’s first feature. A low budget triller with good twists and nice pacing. The ending is a... more
Assignment Outer Space
Low budget sci-fi from the 50s. Only noteworthy for its hard-scifi aspirations.
Living Doll
British production from the producer of Pieces. Pretty good but suffers from mediocre acting in what is essentially a... more
Spongebob Squarepants Movie
As good as any episode but not S.B. at his best.
Curious George
Very boring. Music gets annoying after a while.
Wallace and Grommit and the Curse of the Were Rabbit
Much better than Chicken Run. Funny for adults and kids.
Triplets of Bellville
Crazy stylized animation about cycling.
March of the Penguins
Somewhat cheesy in its anthropomorphic overkill, but very good nonetheless.
Sister Streetfighter
This sequel has nothing to do with the other 2 Streetfighter movies except for a few shared actors (who... more
Zombie Genocide
Sixty minute homemade zombie film. Admirable for a bunch of Scottish undergrads, but sloppy as all get out.
My Neighbor Totoro
Miyazaki film with beautiful characterization and animation. The plot is a bit thin and just seems to end at... more
Gattaca
Slow moving sci-fi ala Brave New World. The DNA distopia idea isn’t very interesting, but a decent formula mystery.
The Return of the Streetfighter
Mediocre sequel. Too many flashbacks and not enough story. A few good fights make up for the bad spots.
2005
Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror
This one is so bad it’s good. Another Italian zombie movie. This one has bad overly lit make-up, no... more
The Streetfighter
A violent and gritty kung-fu movie starring Sonny Chiba. Terrisan is basically playing a kung-fu version of Tuco from... more
Don’t Torture a Duckling
Early thriller by Lucio Fulci. Moves along pretty well , but the story is predictable with some laughably misplaced... more
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Much better than the Royal Tanenbaums. Slow paced and unfunny at times, but worth viewing for the art direction... more
The Diabolical Doctor Z
Low Budget 60s exploitation by Jess Franco. Entertaining, but not quite as stylish as I expected. The soundtrack is... more
Spellbound
Documentary about National Spelling Bee. Not a terribly deep movie, but entertaining nonetheless.
The Bird with the Crystal Plumage
Dario Argento murder thriller. Fairly ridiculous plot, but makes up for it in style, pacing and music.
Blind Fury
Surprisingly good drug cartel style 80’s actioner about a blind martial artist hero played very well by Rutger Hauer.
Ring 2
Some scary moments, but mostly just retread and patchy story telling.
Serenity
The best sci-fi movie since The Matrix. Fast, funny and intense. My opinion is probably tainted by my liking... more
Five Man Army
Dario Argento wrote this boring Italian Western. Featuring a non-exciting action sequence of a man running for five minutes... more
The City of the Living Dead (a.k.a. The Gates of Hell)
More Fulci horror. Not much in terms of memorable scenes here, just the tacked-on drilled head scene. The zombies... more
The Beyond
Metaphysical Fulci Zombie movie. Lots of close-up gore and some good atmospheric scares.
Kung Fu Hustle
Very funny and action packed kung-fu movie. Special effects aren’t that great but it makes up for it in... more
Zombi 2
Refreshingly scary zombie movie. Nice soundtrack. My DVD was broken at one point.
Satanico Pandemonium
Nice nun-sploitation film with lots of nudity and satanic creepiness.
Suspiria
One of the most beautiful horror movies ever made. Great Goblin soundtrack included with the DVD.
Undead
Really poorly handled zombie sci-fi movie from Australia. Bad acting, not enough gags, and boring.
Mill of the Stone Women
French Gothic horror from the 60s. Some creepy imagery and fairly good pacing for an old movie.