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This is the personal Web site of Robert Wm. Gomez. I am an artist, musician and nerd living in Chicago, Illinois who has been maintaining this site (in one form or another) since 1996. Enjoy your visit!

Undefeatable (6/10)

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My quest to find a good Cynthia Rothrock movie continues. This thing is absolute trash filled with non-actors and tons of extreme close-ups. I think most of the cast came straight out of some Orange County dojo. But there is a reason you must watch this movie: Don Niam is absolutely enthralling as the evil Stingray. He spends half the movie stalking redheads and maniacally calling them all “Anna” in the most pervy way possible. When he finally gets his comeuppance is the stupidest thing ever and it’s great.

Cape Fear (8/10)

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Classic thriller that, for a film of that time, was surprising brutal in both its themes and some of the violence depicted on screen. It’s very strange how quickly the do-gooder hero of the film was willing to put his principals aside to protect his family. But, then again, Mitchum’s character was just so ruthlessly evil he’s almost a cartoon by the end.

Marshal Law (5/10)

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I wanted to see what a post-Hong Kong Cynthia Rothrock movie would be like, and it’s pretty bad. Her talents are completely underutilized as most of the story is focused on the male lead played by Chad McQueen. David Carradine plays the main villain and he at least gives it all he’s got (which isn’t much). There is a genuine attempt at character development and story here but, unfortunately, this is supposed to be a karate movie and the fights are flat and un-energetic.

In the Line of Duty III (6/10)

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I was a victim of false advertising on this one. The Amazon backdrop to this clearly shows Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock back in form for a sequel to Yes, Madam! But this is a completely different story with different actors. The only through-line here is the lady cop who saves the day. There is still a healthy dose of over-the-top Hong Kong gunfights here but it doesn’t live up to Part IIand has some serious tonal issues.

Knives Out (8/10)

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I’ve finally gotten around to watching this and it’s pretty good. It’s a murder mystery where you know very early on who the real killer is, but then something is off. Detective Blanc is a decent character without the weird super-sleuth quirks of Monk or Perot. In fact, he comes off as a little bumbling at times. The mystery isn’t the real focus, it’s all the strange characters that surround the victim.

Fists and Guts (6/10)

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Gordon Liu bamboozles two petty crooks into helping him track down the “housekeeper” who stole his family treasure. This housekeeper also happens to be a master of disguise and Kung-Fu expert. What follows is several loosely tied together capers that always result in the wrong target. Most of this is cringey attempts at comedy but there are a couple of fights that are reminiscent of Dirty Ho as they are played more for novelty than action.