Here are my movies listed in order or ranking, from best to worst. Ratings subject to change at any time.
One of the most beautiful horror movies ever made. Great Goblin soundtrack included with the DVD.
Dario Argento murder thriller. Fairly ridiculous plot, but makes up for it in style, pacing and music.
The best sci-fi movie since The Matrix. Fast, funny and intense. My opinion is probably tainted by my liking... more
This movie was essentially one continuous car chase, but, as terrible as that sounds, it works perfectly. Back when... more
In the middle of the film I kind of forgot that it opens in with crazy dreamy imagery. It... more
A great sci-fi film with lots of long-shot action sequences that will have you wondering how the heck they... more
An ingaging film about corruption, power and the law. There are threads of dark comedy mixed in with the... more
The final film in of The Hobbit trilogy is an improvement over the second movie. While it is still a bit... more
There are about three hundred movies named Hercules (usually with “vs. <insert name here>” after the name). This is the 1983... more
On the surface, this a horror movie about a small mountain town that has been plagued with a number... more
This is a sequel in name only to the excellent Black Magic. It’s still about an evil voodoo magician, but in... more
Great music and a twist that will have you immediately rewatching the first few scenes when it’s over. I... more
Apparently, The Mermaid was the highest grossing movie in China last year. The 40 different conglomerates listed in the opening credits... more
Pulsebeat has been on my must-see bucket list for at least a decade. Ever since I found a clip... more
The most visually impressive and stylized Pixar movie
Dark fantasy amid Franco’s spanish civil war. Great effects, story and characters.
Although the plot seems to bounce around from time to time, this is about as hardboiled as hardboiled detective... more
Black Magic is a strange mix of horror and bumbling romantic comedy. Nothing in this movie makes any sense and... more
A lame ending and some bad music choices hinder this otherwise great Argento movie.
Finally, a Shaw Bros. martial arts film that hits all the right buttons: interesting characters, plot twists, colorful design... more
I can’t believe I went through the 80’s without ever seeing this movie or any of its sequels. Charles... more
I rather enjoyed this comedy about an angry tabletop gaming nerd who loses what little social standing he had... more
Western with a twist that shows its hand in the first frame of the movie but you very quickly... more
Finally a sci-fi movie that isn’t all about special effects (although there are plenty subtle effects to be seen... more
Daughters of Darkness rivals Argento’s best work from the 70s in terms of style and design. Every frame is a... more
Hitchcock does giallo! Nice character development and twisted humor.
Come Drink with Me is heralded as the film that defined the kung-fu genre in the early sixties. I am... more
Much better than Chicken Run. Funny for adults and kids.
This was a movie that we were told about in art history classes when talking about German expressionist painting.... more
I loved the Lord of the Rings movies so I realize I have a huge bias towards liking this no matter... more
Ok, my wife wanted the entire family to watch this and I fully expected to be bored by it,... more
Hitchcock at his finest.
Super stylish Japanese tribute to Spaghetti Westerns. Only hindered by the thick Japanese accents.
What at first glance seems like a rather derivative spaghetti western (except for the unusual snowy setting), reveals itself... more
I didn’t like this movie that much when I first saw it, but it has since grown on me.... more
Fresh off of just seeing the new Blade Runner here’s another film dealing with the artificial intelligence. Only, this one is... more
The third movie in the six film DVD set Icons of Suspense: Hammer Films is, so far, the best. The story... more
This is a gorgeous martial arts film which features an all-star cast of Hong Kong action heroes (most of... more
This is a Stephen Chow kung-fu film through and through. There’s the standard wire-fu action and stunts, lots of... more
This was a surprisingly good martial arts film that’s heavy on dark tone and light on the karate. Films... more
Even better than Batman Begins.
As much as I like horror, I am woefully unfamiliar with many of the classics of the genre. Amazon... more
This a nice little documentary produced and directed by Penn & Teller, respectively. This is a documentary for people... more
An excellent and worthy sequel to the original series of films. It’s probably better than Return of the Jedi or at... more
Fantastic Thai martial arts movie about a monk’s apprentice going to the big city to retrieve his small village’s... more
Very well done proto-slasher film with a star-studded cast. Despite the title, Christmas doesn’t play much of a role... more
Cheng Pei Pei is great in the excellent sword fighting movie about a master in hiding who takes on... more
Excellent Japanese zombie movie that isn’t quite what it seems. Avoid spoilers and just watch this. The title refers... more
Posthumous Bava film. Most of the action takes place in a car as bandits kidnap a woman, man and... more
Blow Up is a movie that I have often heard referenced in relation to other movie’s I love, most notably Deep... more
This was a good Indonesian action film that has a minimal plot and zero character development. A bunch of... more
Another cult movie which I’ve known about forever, but never bothered to watch. I didn’t expect this to be... more
Caliber 9 is a highly regarded Eurocrime thriller about an ex-con who is released from prison and everyone suspects he’s... more
Miyazaki film with beautiful characterization and animation. The plot is a bit thin and just seems to end at... more
“Imperial battleship, halt the flow of time!” This is some awesome trash. Mostly crap, but pay attention to the... more
I went in to this film ready to hate it but it wasn’t that bad. It follows the same... more
Not all Shaw Brothers martial arts movies take place in ancient China. Four Riders is set in Seoul during the weeks... more
Very well done fake-real video horror.
This is not so much a parody as a straight-up recreation of a low budget 70s black exploitation film.... more
I finally got around to watching this highly regarded Mario Bava film and it is definitely one of his... more
This is a classic Kung-Fu film from the Shaw Brothers that doesn’t quite have the artistic flair that I look for in... more
I have finally seen this movie and I liked it. Does the Internet need another review of it? Many... more
As a horror director, Sam Raimi is best known for the oft quoted but overrated Army of Darkness and the much... more
Shephen Chow’s family movie that follows the formula laid out in E.T. a couple of decades ago. Chow knows... more
Get Lamp is a documentary about text adventure games from Jason Scott, the director of BBS: The Documentary. Both of these... more
I was planning on watching this eventually but then Burt Reynolds had to go off die. I bumped it... more
Everyone says that these Mission: Impossible movies are some of the best contemporary action movies around (besides Fury Road), so I decided... more
This is always getting cited as one of the best horror movies ever made. I was not impressed. Yes,... more
Interesting documentary co-produced Penn Jillete that dissects a single raunchy joke. Lots of funny moments and lots of interesting... more
Visually stunning French film. If you don’t like musicals, just turn down the sound and read the subtitles… you... more
Besides maybe Danger Diabolik, I haven’t seen many “Eurospy” movies—cheap, Bond knock-offs produced in Europe in the sixties. Surprising, this... more
This movie made it to America in the wake of Crouching Tiger and has much of the same stylishness. Doesn’t quite... more
Pretty daring for a mainstream big budget sequel to be mostly subtitled. Kiddies, if you download this from the... more
Panic Beats has been on my radar ever since I saw a few clips from it in to Mondo... more
Funny and a nice sequel. Hindered by Kevin Smith’s lack of comic timing as a director (and actor). But... more
Well done Kung-Fu flick about a retarded girl who knows how to fight.
An adequate conclusion to the Potter movies. If part one was all just brooding, this one was all just... more
I have owned the soundtrack to Gli Intoccabili for years. The title song is one of the best themes Ennio Morricone ever wrote,... more
A nice supernatural thriller from Argento.
Colorful and holds your attention despite the technical limitations of the era. Very cool art design.
Shallow and stupid, but I guess that’s the point. Nonetheless, always entertaining. Tarantino’s section is mediocre but the fake... more
A good well-paced sci-fi action movie. Didn’t quite live up to the the hype and is mostly noteworthy because... more
The third and final(?) Apes reboot sequel isn’t quite as epic as the title suggests. All in all, I... more
Not quite a horror film, but this is probably as dark and weird as a kung-fu picture will get.... more
Not quite as funny as Shaun of the Dead, but entertaining nontheless.
Something must have happened to Lucio Fulci around 1982-83. That seems to be about the time he decided his... more
A noir crime film from 1954 that features a young Charles Bronson (credited as Charles Buchinsky) as the heavy... more
Another Shaw Brothers kung-fu extravaganza. This one was quite good with lots of blood, a complicated (in a good... more
This is a weird one. It starts off with a display of magical cloaked fighters in which two are... more
I’ve never used this word ever in my life, but the best description of this Sean Connery/Michael Caine adventure... more
What’s not to love about a gory thriller/comedy that makes fun of art scene-sters.
The best bond since the Spy Who Loved Me. The emphasis is on character development instead of over-the-top action... more
Another shaky handheld camera horror movie ala Blair Witch Project or Cloverfield. This style is getting a little old now, but this... more
Also known as La Morte Accarezza a Mezzanotte, this is more of a Italian police story rather than straight up... more
In the first ten minutes of Rogue Nation we have Tom Cruise hanging from the fuselage on an airplane on takeoff.... more
If you read this Web site with any regularity (in reality that means nobody), you know that I am... more
Refreshingly scary zombie movie. Nice soundtrack. My DVD was broken at one point.
Incredibly bad movie that has to be seen to be believed. Has plenty of dull moments but it more... more
Very suspenseful third act make up for the awful first 2/3 of the movie. This one get better with... more