Movie Log: By Rating
Here are my movies listed in order or ranking, from best to worst. Ratings subject to change at any time.
Zombi 3
Fulci literally phones this one in. A few interesting shots, but mostly poorly paced and horribly acted with no... more
Zonbi Jieitai
No-budget Japanese zombie movie with a dumb story a few good gore shots and lots of horrible iMovie-quality digital... more
A Cat in the Brain
One would think that a meta movie about horror director Lucio Fulci being overwhelmed by the gruesome images he... more
Assignment Outer Space
Low budget sci-fi from the 50s. Only noteworthy for its hard-scifi aspirations.
Beyond the Black Rainbow
I really did not like this movie at all. I was really excited to watch it. The still frames... more
Crimson
Gangster/mad scientist movie that is only worth watching tsee the satyr burlesque number in the middle of the film.
Dark Waters
A Russian horror movie about a island convent that houses some sort of demon that is released when a... more
Dr. Goldfoot & The Girl Bombs
Mario Bava at his absolute worst. There is so much lost in translation and editing that this is barely... more
Dracula 3-D
I have finally gotten around to watching Dario Argento’s most recent movie’his 3-D take on the Dracula story. Everything... more
Five Man Army
Dario Argento wrote this boring Italian Western. Featuring a non-exciting action sequence of a man running for five minutes... more
I Drink Your Blood
Low budget grindhouse production about killer, satanic hippies. Pretty boring. Only the last, zombie-flick inspired 10 minutes are kinda... more
Il Sorriso Del Ragno
A Eurocrime thriller about a fellow who gets wrapped up in a jewelry robbery. I’m not sure if he... more
Nightmares Come at Night
The only thing this Jess Franco movie has going for it is its score by Bruno Nicolai. The rest... more
Pulse
Woah! Joey Lawrence fights a sentient electricity monster. This is a lame made-for-TV quality film that takes forever to... more
Split Second
A terrible sci-fi monster movie where the action exists mainly in the form of Rutger Hauer grabbing other characters... more
Terror Creatures from the Grave
I came across this movie when it was featured in a list of pre-Romero zombie movies. The only thing... more
The Creeping Flesh
A zero budget Hammer horror that’s built around a stupid looking monster skeleton that Peter Cushing is researching. Spill... more
Tropic of Cancer
Similarly to Jess Franco’s film Venus in Furs, this has nothing to do with the classic book of the... more
Ultraviolet
This not so much a movie as it is a seemingly endless collection of stylized hero shots. The dialogue... more
Undead
Really poorly handled zombie sci-fi movie from Australia. Bad acting, not enough gags, and boring.
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
I was hoping for another Luc Besson film at least on par with The Fifth Element, but this was terrible.... more
World War Z
Well, the book wasn’t great, but at least it was a new twist on the zombie genre. The movie... more
Space Chimps
Horrible CGI and, except for a handful of gags, not worth your time.
The Plainsman
Gary Cooper stars in this black and white western about Buffalo Bill and Wild Bill Hickok. It’s a very... more
Zombi 5: Killing Birds
Absolutely horrible. It was like a student film from a C student. The overly loud sound of chirping insects... more