Cyber-Fight 2000!
If you use the ICQ messaging service than you are probably familiar with the junk messages that pop up every once and a while. They are usually of the "Come see naked people" variety, but this one was particularly good. I didn't reply, not out of fear for my life, but rather, out of fear of my email in-box being overstuffed with unwanted crap.
YOU GUYS ARE WANKERS! GET A LIFE!!!!! YOUR WHOLE LIFE DOSENT REVOLE AROUND THIS COMPUTER SO GET OUTSIDE AND ENJOY LIFE. YOU ONLY HAVE 3 DAYS LEFT OF LIFE BECAUSE I'M GONA BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE ON SUNDAY!!! AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE SO FUCKEN GET OUTSIDE…