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The Five Days of Milan (6/10)

Posted on Jun. 29, 2008 - 5:01 pmSep. 20, 2020 - 5:01 pm

Dario Argento’s political farce. Has many funny moments, but is very confusing if you don’t know the history of The Five Days. Gets a bit too heavy handed near the end.

Seven Shawls of Yellow Silk (Crimes of the Black Cat) (8/10)

Posted on Jun. 29, 2008 - 5:00 pmSep. 20, 2020 - 5:01 pm

Horrible quality video. A giallo that isn’t quite as stylish as its contemporaries, but has a solid plot and some great pacing and direction. Story of a series of murders in a fashion house that entangle a blind composer.

The Eye (Gin gwai) (6/10)

Posted on Jun. 29, 2008 - 5:00 pmSep. 20, 2020 - 5:00 pm

Mediocre ghost story in which bursts of sped-up film and of quick cuts are a lame substitute for real cinematic suspense and horror. Plot is alright up until about the halfway point.

Zombi 5: Killing Birds (1/10)

Posted on Jun. 29, 2008 - 4:58 pmSep. 20, 2020 - 4:59 pm

Absolutely horrible. It was like a student film from a C student. The overly loud sound of chirping insects will drive you nuts. Literally nothing happens until about 56 minutes in the film.

Crimson (3/10)

Posted on Jun. 29, 2008 - 4:58 pmSep. 20, 2020 - 4:58 pm

Gangster/mad scientist movie that is only worth watching tsee the satyr burlesque number in the middle of the film.

Murder Party (8/10)

Posted on Jun. 29, 2008 - 4:57 pmSep. 20, 2020 - 4:58 pm

What’s not to love about a gory thriller/comedy that makes fun of art scene-sters.

Zombi 4: After Death (5/10)

Posted on Jun. 29, 2008 - 4:57 pmSep. 20, 2020 - 4:57 pm

I thought it was better than Zombi 3, but not by much. More gore, and an effective opening. Paper thin plot and characters after that.

Zombi 3 (4/10)

Posted on Jun. 29, 2008 - 4:56 pmSep. 20, 2020 - 4:56 pm

Fulci literally phones this one in. A few interesting shots, but mostly poorly paced and horribly acted with no tension

Children of Men (9/10)

Posted on Jun. 29, 2008 - 4:55 pmSep. 20, 2020 - 4:55 pm

A great sci-fi film with lots of long-shot action sequences that will have you wondering how the heck they co-ordinated the action.

Bacon Dogs

Posted on Apr. 24, 2008 - 12:00 pmSep. 20, 2020 - 4:53 pm
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