Author: Robert Gomez

Horrible CGI and, except for a handful of gags, not worth your time.

This entry into the series suffers from long stretches not much of anything happening. I suppose you could argue that it’s nice to see some character development for a change. But the chugging plot and sense of amazement that usually permeates the series is absent here.

Entertaining but thoroughly confused monster movie. The over-the-top comedic moments tend to jar you out of the already paper thin story. There is no suspense whatsoever and you will be puzzled as to why 95% of the time no one seems to care that there is a 40 foot monster running around killing people.

Horrible story, horrible acting, and wall-to-wall fakey Japanese schoolgirl gore. I enjoyed every second of it.

The most visually impressive and stylized Pixar movie

In desparate need of some editing, this film runs about 1 hour too long with way too many lame sub-plots. But, worth watching if only for Bruce Campbell’s cameo.

Entertaining, but not quite laugh-out-loud funny. 40-year-old virgin was better.

Actually, I liked this. Argento’s painterly style is nowhere to be found but I thought the story never was dull and there were some nice, albeit slight, variations on classic Hitchcock moments.

The best of the post-Opera Argento films. Has moments of sheer brilliance, but plenty of crappy parts too. The score is incredible.

Entertaining, but didn’t really feel like an Indiana Jones film. Maybe it was too effects driven, rather than stunt driven. I dunno.