1990: The Bronx Warriors

I have finally submitted myself to the precursor to Escape from the Bronx. It’s a more enjoyable than the sequel and but still feels cheap and incomplete. At least the costume design is more interesting. You can see that they a really trying hard to imitate The Warriors aesthetic but instead of Baseball Furies there are ice hockey thugs on roller skates. The lead actor still has that weird lanky body shape and gait. I could stop trying to analyze just what was wrong with it (with little success).