I think about 40% of this movie is just boring shots of Paul Naschy limping through the streets of London. Then there are the murders, of which there are nine, not seven. Technically, you could say there is a bit of gore but it is literally a close-up of a knife puncturing Silly Putty. And then the killer’s identity is fairly apparent within the first ten minutes of the film. I was fully expecting this to be a red herring, but nope. Yet, despite all this Seven Murders manages to entertain in that bad movie way. Also, great death faces on all the victims.