A Black Veil for Lisa

Rating: 4/10

A police thriller in which the hero is a 60 year old detective who constantly thinks his 26 year old wife is cheating on him. His personal life gets mixed up with the case of black-gloved murders he is investigating. This one is really bad. The January/December relationship is cringe, the plot riddled with holes, every location looks like a grandma’s living room, and every secondary character is dubbed by Paul Frees, the voice of Disneyland’s Haunted House ride. The only fun part is when Max gets kicked in the crotch by a glassy-eyed heavy:

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