Music: By Rating

These are the definitive scores for all music ranked from best to worst.

Lash Jesus Lizard, The

7/10
A short EP with a couple of good new tracks and 4 live tracks.

Last Time Around Mortals, The

7/10
This is the final full length from the great band, The Mortals. This, however, is a collection of previously... more

Le Tigre Le Tigre

7/10
Raw grrrl rock backed with a cheesy Alesis 16-B drum machine.

Lift Your Skinny Hands Like Antennas to Heaven Godspeed You Black Emperor

7/10
Godspeed is, at last count, a ten piece outfit from Canada. This double CD plays like an epic soundtrack.... more

Live Transmissions From Uranus Man... or Astroman?

7/10
MorA? had a tendency to re-release songs over-and-over during their early years. This live album is yet another collection... more

Manscape Wire

7/10
The final record of their mid-eighties incarnation has Wire drifting even closer to New Order territory. It’s taken me... more

My Brain Hurts Screeching Weasel

7/10
This is one of the CDs that my wife owned before we got married. I think she bought it... more

Naked Lunch Various Artists

7/10
I tried very hard to like the book Naked Lunch. All the cool kids thought it was just the bee’s... more

Original Sun Greatest Hits Carl Perkins

7/10
oor Carl Perkins. You know most of these songs, but mostly you will know version performed by other artists... more

Pappy’s Corn Squeezin’ Sit n' Spin

7/10
I’ve already written up this CD at my Planet Pimp website, let’s just say this is decent, albeit somewhat generic, rock... more

Parasitic Clones Under The Strong Arm Of The Robotic Machine Zebras

7/10
This is some nice Wisconsin spaz-rock that, with it’s Devo inspired hard-rock sound, fits in nicely alongside The Polysics.

Provisionally Entitled the Singing Fish / Not To Colin Newman

7/10
This CD compiles two solo albums from Colin Newman. Singing Fish  is mostly just Newman noodling around with keyboards. The... more

Pulp Fiction Various Artists

7/10
By 1994, having become bored with most of indie rock I had been listening to as a college student,... more

Ritual Dimension of Sound Mortals, The

7/10
One of the better bands in the slew of Estrus record’s straightforward garage rock outfits. They are always better... more

Rock Invasion 1-4-5-s, The

7/10
The self proclaimed Recyclers of Rock bring us their debut album. The low-down on this band is this: all their songs... more

Roundhouse Tar

7/10
This CD actually compiles Tar’s first two releases: Handsome and Roundhouse. While I like many of tunes on this CD, it’s my... more

Senza Sapere Niente Di Lei Ennio Morricone

7/10
This is hardly the most memorable Morricone soundtrack. It’s a bit repetitive and lacking in hooks, but it provides... more

Shot Jesus Lizard, The

7/10
The JL’s worst album thusfar. Still it kix rox.

Show Jesus Lizard, The

7/10
A live CD. Was noteworthy when it came out because of the unreleased songs, but those songs have since... more

Slalom Ennio Morricone

7/10
I like this soundtrack well enough, but it doesn’t have any of the jazzy or avant-garde elements of my... more

Star Wars: The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack John Williams

7/10
Star Wars kinda soured on me in the early 00’s. Yeah, the prequels sucked, but even worse for me was... more

Strictly Instrumental Vol. 4 Various Artists

7/10
A collection of 50s and 60s rock and roll instrumentals from Buffalo Bop. At times a little bit Link... more

Tasty Demolition Doll Rods

7/10
The Doll Rods’ debut LP delivers with the same energy as their previous 7″s. Drums (well maybe a floor... more

Terminal City Ricochet Various Artists

7/10
Like any compilation, there will be a range of quality in the songs. Most of the tracks that I... more

The GO Sound of the Slots! Revells, The

7/10
This is the original 1965 record that inspired the Phantom Surfers to create their great slot car themed record. The Go... more

The Last Temptation of Reid Lard

7/10
More Jello plus Ministry. Although it started to sound dated even within a few years of its release, this... more

The Pod Ween

7/10
The record is what happens when a band comprised of talented stoners is tasked with creating an LP’s worth... more

This Is Egg Speaking… Mummy the Peepshow

7/10
An all-girl Japanese punk band that I saw at Japan Nite 2000 at the Fireside Bowl. Music varies from catchy,... more

VU Velvet Underground, The

7/10
Another one of my wife’s CDs. I’ve never been much of a fan of this band but here, upon... more

Wakey Wakey! Toy Dolls

7/10
Well from here on out these records are business as usual. The highlights on this CD are “There’s a... more

Warm in your Coat Romeo Void

7/10
Like many one-hit-wonders, that one hit (in this instance “Never Say Never”) sounds completely different than the rest of... more

What Remains Inside a Black Hole Man or Astroman?

7/10
I think this record has been remastered since I got this CD. In any event, a business-as-usual release for... more

You Guys Kill Me Third Eye Foundation

7/10
There was a time in the early 2000’s when I thought I might be able to expand my electronica... more

Amazing Grace Spiritualized

6/10
Apparently, the idea with this record was that Spiritualized would reign in the huge arrangements and get back to... more

Big Guitars, Western Style Huntington Cads, The

6/10
This is a band lead by ex-Fink Chris Barfield. There a four neat instros on this single. They all... more

Bosa Nova Pixies

6/10
And so begins the steady demise of Pixies. This is where the band completely lost hold of any punk... more

Chicks & Speed: Futurism Lead into Gold

6/10
Paul Barker’s solo project is a slowed-down version of early ninties Ministry. Thankfully he avoids the metal-tinged side of... more

Democracy Killing Joke

6/10
Very much along the same lines as Pandemonium but something doesn’t quite click here. Maybe the cleaner production reveals the limitations... more

Disposable Half-Truths Richard H. Kirk

6/10
This is an early solo effort from Cabaret Voltaire’s Richard H. Kirk. It came in a three-pack CD set... more

Electrical Power Sources for the Electrocution and Extinction of the Human Race… Servotron

6/10
Another single from this ManorAstroman?-esque/Supernova-esque project. Not quite as good as the Bad Birthday single but still likeable.

Flower Plower Poster Children

6/10
Just about every Poster Children album has one weird, out-of-place song that either very poppy (“If You See Kay”)... more

Forbidden Planet Barron, Louis and Bebe

6/10
This is a weird album. It is considered to be one of, if the the first record comprised entirely... more

Fresh Gasoline Phono-Comb

6/10
Phono-Comb is comprised of the Shadowy Men’s rhythm section and a new guitarist. The songs are in the same... more

Get Action! Teengenerate

6/10
Teengenerate are what I would describe as a Ramones-y punk band. They are much faster and certainly less tuneful... more

Ghosts Techno-Animal

6/10
I thought that Techno-Animal, being the electronic side project of the guitarist from Godflesh, would sound more like the... more

Hot Space Queen

6/10
Growing up, this record (along with the Flash Gordon soundtrack) was what Queen sounded like. I had no idea that their... more

Kick INXS

6/10
This is one of the oldest CDs in my collection. It was given to me as a gift. At... more

Midnight Express Giorgio Moroder

6/10
It’s hard to believe that this soundtrack won the Oscar for original score in 1979. Other than the disco... more

Murder Inc. Murder Inc.

6/10
The first full length release from this band is just more of the same. Impotent Killing Joke with a... more

Muzik for Insomniaks Vol. 1 Mark Mothersbaugh

6/10
This is a collection of digital synthesizer compositions by Devo’s frontman, Mark Motherbaugh. The songs a very similar to... more

Muzik for Insomniaks Vol. 2 Mark Mothersbaugh

6/10
Another collection of “EZ Listening” synth arrangements by Devo’s Mark Mothersbaugh. There’s not much to differentiate this from volume... more

Orcastrated Toy Dolls

6/10
What’s with the “Z” in Toy Dollz? That was the first sign that this might be a questionable release. In... more

Power of Lard EP Lard

6/10
Jello Biafra and Ministry. The first song is great but the rest of the record is an endurance test.

Pretty Little Baka Guy – Live in Japan Shonen Knife

6/10
This is one of my wife’s CDs that made its way into my collection. Shonen Knife is one of... more

Slow Note from a Sinking Ship Portastatic

6/10
Mac McCaughan’s solo project sounds more or less like Superchunk with lower fidelity and lower fun. When I listen... more

The Other Ones Other Ones, The

6/10
This is one of the first CDs I ever bought. I really have no idea what I was thinking at... more

Una Farfalla Con Le Ali Insanguinate Gianni Ferrio

6/10
I bought this knowing neither the composer nor the movie. It was cheap and had an interesting cover… never... more

Vertigo Hermann, Bernard

6/10
In my limited listening experience, all Bernard Hermann scores sound pretty much the same. I got this mostly based... more

Violent Opposition Keith Levene

6/10
A hit-or-miss collection of covers and home-recording style noodling from ex-PIL guitarist Levene. Not as grating as Metal Box... more

Whore: Various Artists Play Wire Various Artists

6/10
Tribute/cover albums are a hit or miss. My liking of a track can unfairly depend on two things: first,... more

Agents With False Memories Richard H. Kirk

5/10
Cabaret Voltaire’s final album ended with a dazzling, CD filling track that drifted between various sonic themes and styles,... more

All Night Burner Crown Royals, The

5/10
Do you like G.E. Smith and the Saturday Night Live Band? Do you view Paul Shaffer as a musical... more

Beers, Steers & Queers (Remixes) Revolting Cocks

5/10
File this one under the “What were we thinking back then?” column. In 1991, this was the bees knees... more

Corpuscle Murder Inc.

5/10
Murder Inc. is basically early 90’s Killing Joke with Chris Connelly singing instead of Jaz Coleman. Without the nervous... more

Labour of Love UB40

5/10
Okay, I’ll give them credit for having the balls to misspell “labor” in their record title (USA! USA! USA!),... more

Let’s Knife Shonen Knife

5/10
I take back what I took back last post. This Shonen Knife album is a bit of a bore.... more

Linger Ficken’ Good and Other Barnyard Oddities Revolting Cocks

5/10
By the time this record came out, RevCo had lost much of its lustre for me. I guess I... more

New World Record Poster Children

5/10
Well, the Poster Children’s run of awesome albums ends here at about track 3. I like the inclusion of... more

Outside the Gate Killing Joke

5/10
Okay, this is hands-down Killing Joke’s worst album. It’s not so much that it is a bad record, it... more

Break Like the Wind Spinal Tap

4/10
I so much wanted this record to be more than it was. The original Spinal Tap soundtrack was legendary... more

Fear of a Punk Planet Vandals, The

4/10
I remember being pretty excited when I bought this CD. I loved the earliest Vandals records and finally being... more

Flood They Might Be Giants

4/10
Nobody needs to own more than one They Might Be Giants album. While I enjoy the “hits” on this... more

Interior Design Sparks

4/10
My least favorite Sparks album (Pulling Rabbits Out of a Hat is a close second). Pre-2000s Sparks have tended to... more

Republic New Order

4/10
New Order always has at least one great track on each of their records (“Regret” in this case). They... more

Sailing the Seas of Cheese Primus

4/10
Conceptually, Primus is a great band. Weird humorous lyrics, bizarre singing, complicated song structures and expert playing all around.... more

Skull Pounding Game Soundtracks Kranium Muzik

4/10
This is a CD (actually a CD-R) that I grabbed for free when I went to the Game Developers... more

T.S.B. (Tom’s Strip and Bowl) Mono Men

4/10
As much as I appreciate Dave Crider and his label Estrus Records, I could never get in to his band,... more

Wendy and Lisa Wendy and Lisa

4/10
This is another one of those CDs in my collection that I bought because I wanted to buy something while I... more

Batman Prince

3/10
I think I liked the “Batdance” video on MTV back when this came out. Maybe I was just caught... more

Black Sheets of Rain Bob Mould

3/10
What a supreme disappointment this CD is. Mould would eventually redeem himself in the band Sugar, but man, these... more

Greatest Hits Ventures, The

3/10
I bought this from a bargain bin at either Best Buy or some other big box retailer thinking that... more

Walk on the Wild Side: The Best of Lou Reed Lou Reed

3/10
I think this is pretty much the antithesis of the kind of music I like. I find Lou Reed... more

Planet P Project Planet P Project

2/10
If you weren’t born before 1980 you may not remember this, but there was a time, early on in... more

Sunshine on Leith Proclaimers, The

2/10
I think it’s quite fitting that, in my CD shelf, this disc sits right night to its brother in... more

Sing-A-Longs And Lullabies For The Film Curious George Jack Johnson and Friends

1/10
Horribly boring acoustic guitar music that’s sure to appeal middle-aged mommy bloggers and other deranged psychopaths. For whatever reason,... more