A forgettable Italian police drama starring a guy who looks like a young Victor Davis Hansen. Plot was something about prostitutes and petty thieves and rich guys and cops who steal and frequent prostitutes to solve a case. Rule of law was probably new to Italy in 1975.
I'm a sucker for these top-down shooter games. This is the type of game I imagined playing back when the cutting edge AAA title was Berzerk for the 2600. I have yet to find one that actually rises to my expectations. Shadowgrounds is okay, but there is a clunkiness to the whole package that keeps it from being a great game.
This three episode tangent does not appear to be connected with the other Walking Dead games. Maybe some of the characters will make their way into season three, but for the most part this is about Michonne coming to grips with the loss of her daughters while helping a family survive from the usual assortment of humanity free bad guys. I enjoyed the game, but Telltale needs to push their formula a little more and add a bit more consequence to your actions.
This was a strange disjointed kung-fu movie about a female wannabe Shaolin disciple who is taken under the tutelage of elderly hermit. The ten Kung-Fu Classic books are stolen from the temple and she is tasked with getting them back. But first she needs to learn all ten classic techniques... that... were stolen? Nothing in this movie makes any sense but it's filled with wacky visuals (like stretchy arm boxing) to make up for the incoherence.
This movie felt like a Hans Baldung woodcut brought to life. Set in a dark New England forest in the 1600's, the characters all talk in a difficult to understand version of old English. Their family is being harassed by a witch and all sorts of creepy animals. Although you see the witch early in the film, she isn't really in it much. The film is mostly about the deeply religious family coming apart as weird events happen and children disappear.
I was expecting something a bit more action packed. Instead this movie is just a series of scenes of people talking to each other from across a table in which one of the participants may snap at any time. Sure it's tense, but when all was said and done, it felt like nothing had happened the entire movie.
Christopher Guest has created another fake documentary about a bunch of characters trying to win a contest. This time they are trying to win the award for best team mascot. Amusing, but not nearly as good as some of his past efforts. I think I just didn't like this younger group of actors as much as the SCTV-era comics from his other films.
I have finally gotten around to watching Dario Argento's most recent movie—his 3-D take on the Dracula story. Everything that has been wrong about Argento's post-Stendhal Syndrome work is on display here. The acting is terrible, the story is dumb and the effects are a lame CGI mess. Most importantly, he has completely lost any sense of the dynamic visual style of his classic work. Despite the 3-D (or maybe because of it), the compositions are flat and boring and it feels like a movie of the week.
Having blunted the needle on my iTunes from playing Bobby Womack's title song so much I thought it was about time I saw the film he wrote it for. I went in expecting the usual black-exploitation trash, but this movie is more of a cross between The French Connection and Superfly. The story follows three groups of characters: the mobsters, the petty criminals who killed said mobsters' men, and the cops on the case. It's a dark and gritty film filled with racial tensions and not much in the way of happy endings or genuinely good characters (except maybe Yaphet Kotto's Lt.
This has been my least favorite of the Telltale Choose Your Own Adventure style adventures. I think my main problem with it was the multiple character story lines. Jumping from character to character may be in the spirit of the books, but I felt like it diminished the feeling that I was actually a part of the world. Also, as a fan of the books and show, it was a little strange to be playing out this non-canonical story. It was like playing a Transformers game as a Go-Bot.