Games: By Rating

A list of all the games I’ve been playing sorted by rating from best to worst.

The Conduit Platform: Nintendo Wii

7/10
The Conduit is one of the few games for the Wii that makes an honest attempt to appeal to hardcore... more

The Witcher Platform: PC

7/10
The Witcher is a flawed but ultimately satisfying role playing game that puts you in the role of monster killing... more

Tomb Raider: Anniversary Platform: PC

7/10
This was a rare case in which I finished a game that I had started years ago. I really... more

Vanquish Platform: PC

7/10
Vanquish is a third-person action game that has little to offer in terms of plot or characters. Its story feels... more

Wallace and Gromit’s Grand Adventures Platform: PC

7/10
More episodic point-and-click adventure from Telltale Games. This series is definitely geared more towards younger gamers but there is... more

Watch Dogs 2 Platform: PC

7/10
Watch Dogs 2 is pretty much a straight up Grand Theft Auto clone. But instead of playing an immoral mobster who kills... more

A Golden Wake Platform: PC

6/10
Although I’d give them props for creating a game with a truly unique theme, this Wadjet Eye adventure falls... more

Altered Beast Platform: Genesis

6/10
On a quick nostalgia kick I went back and replayed this, the first Sega Genesis game I ever played.... more

Assassin’s Creed Platform: PC

6/10
Pictured above is one of the many exciting “sit and watch some guys talk” missions from the PC game Assassin’s... more

Bayonetta Platform: Nintendo Wii U

6/10
The WiiU is not known for much other than being a failure. The whole two screen thing doesn’t make... more

Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood Platform: PC

6/10
I enjoyed the original Call of Juarez and its spin-off, Gunslinger, but this one didn’t really grab me. It tries to mix... more

Contract J.A.C.K. Platform: PC

6/10
Contract J.A.C.K. is billed as a prequel to the super-excellent shooter No One Lives Forever 2. What we really have here... more

Cooking Mama Platform: Nintendo DS

6/10
A nice little time killing game for the DS. Nothing too deep, but a great kids game.

Dead Island Platform: PC

6/10
This game had one of the best trailers ever. None of the narrative spark that permeates the trailer is in... more

Destiny 2 Platform: PC

6/10
I’ve been playing this off and on for the past few months. This is supposedly designed as a multiplayer... more

Dragon Age: Origins Platform: PC

6/10
Man, this game was a bit of a mess. I guess I wanted it to be a Baldur’s Gate style tactical... more

Emily the Strange: Strangerous Platform: Nintendo DS

6/10
In this point and click puzzle adventure you control Emily on her quest to find her missing cats. Apparently... more

F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin Platform: PC

6/10
The first F.E.A.R. game did a really good job of building up the tension to provide creepy scares and atmosphere. This... more

Half Life: Blue Shift Platform: PC

6/10
I am finally getting around to playing the Half-Life 1 expansion games. As expected, this is more of the same. This... more

King’s Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow Platform: MS-DOS

6/10
While this game was a pretty big improvement over KQV, it still was just too mired in Sierra adventure game... more

Magrunner: Dark Pulse Platform: PC

6/10
This was a freebie from GOG.com that I went into knowing nothing about it. The first thing anyone who... more

Metro 2033 Redux Platform: PC

6/10
There was some sort of nuclear apocalypse and the citizens of Moscow were forced to live in the city’s... more

Metroid Other M Platform: Nintendo Wii

6/10
I guess the best way to describe Other M would be “disappointing.” Judging from  screenshots of the game you would assume... more

Minecraft: Story Mode Platform: PC

6/10
I thought it was Game of Thrones, but this is definitely the weakest Telltale release. I don’t mind that this... more

Mirror’s Edge Catalyst Platform: PC

6/10
The original Mirror’s Edge was one of only a handful of games that I had gone back and replayed... more

No More Heroes Platform: Nintendo Wii

6/10
No More Heroes is a spazzy fighting/action game for the Wii in the vein of say Madworld. It leans... more

Planescape: Torment [Enhanced Edition] Platform: PC

6/10
I think with this I have finally played through all of the original Infinity Engine RPG games. Icewind Dale I... more

Prey Platform: PC

6/10
Prey takes a very ambitious approach to game play. There are always multiple paths towards achieving your goals and... more

Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones Platform: PC

6/10
Back in 2007 I played a free, ad-supported version of Prince of Persia: Sands of Time which I enjoyed quite a... more

Rise of the Triad Platform: PC

6/10
I’m on a bit of a tear here finishing off games. I guess after that last Winter Steam sale... more

Saints Row 2 Platform: PC

6/10
I vowed to avoid open world games but then GOG.com goes and makes Saints Row 2 free. This series has always... more

Scratches: The Director’s Cut Platform: PC

6/10
Having whet my appetite for adventure games on the excellent Sam and Max series, I thought it would be a good... more

Serious Sam 2 Platform: PC

6/10
The original Serious Sam became an unexpected hit when it received the approval of Old Man Murray. While other games were trying... more

Shadow Warrior Classic Platform: MS-DOS

6/10
This is a classic FPS from the same people who brought us Duke Nukem 3D. In this outing, the politically... more

Shadowgrounds Platform: PC

6/10
I’m a sucker for these top-down shooter games. This is the type of game I imagined playing back when... more

Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri Platform: PC

6/10
This game was a $5 budget CD when I bought it over a decade ago at CompUSA but I... more

Strongbad’s Cool Game for Attractive People Platform: PC

6/10
This game has been on my back burner for quite some time now. I play a little here and... more

Tacoma Platform: PC

6/10
Yet another walking simulator, but this time it’s in space! So, technically it’s a floating simulator. The gimmick here is that you can... more

The Silent Age Platform: PC

6/10
The biggest puzzle in this modestly sized point-and-click adventure is figuring out how to get it to even run.... more

The Stanley Parable Platform: PC

6/10
Another arty walking simulator for the PC. This one is all about the nature of choice and free will... more

The Talos Principle Platform: PC

6/10
The Talos Principle is a solid puzzle game in which you manipulate objects around rooms to connect light beams,... more

The Tiny Bang Story Platform: PC

6/10
The Tiny Bang Story is a small puzzle game that I think is designed more for younger players. Most of... more

Thief 2: The Metal Age Platform: PC

6/10
Thief 2 has not aged terribly well. I’m usually not one to complain about dated graphics, but in this... more

Tomb Raider II Platform: MS-DOS

6/10
This game is part of a Tomb Raider three pack at GOG.com. I tried to play Tomb Raider 1, but I had already... more

Torchlight Platform: PC

6/10
Torchlight is a game that has been resting on my back-burner for a long, long time. I got it for... more

Wasteland Remastered Platform: PC

6/10
Wasteland is considered a classic RPG from the Apple ][ era but it’s one that I never played back... more

Watch Dogs Platform: PC

6/10
Ubisoft only knows how to make these open world games with paper-thin story lines and lots of side challenges... more

Wolfenstein 3D Platform: MS-DOS

6/10
As with most of the great shareware titles of the 90s, I played the free episode of Wolfenstein 3D a gazillion... more

Abzû Platform: PC

5/10
Hey, it’s a walking simulator with a twist… swimming! I’ll give it this, Abzû is a very nice looking and great... more

Beneath a Steel Sky Platform: MS-DOS

5/10
I think this is considered by many to be one of the best point and click adventure games of... more

Costume Quest Platform: PC

5/10
Costume Quest feels like an off-hand idea thrown out there at a pitch meeting. I’m sure the designers had just... more

DLC Quest Platform: PC

5/10
Not much to say about this one other that it’s a joke game. The gag is that in order... more

Far Cry 2 Platform: PC

5/10
This is the game that forced me to update my video card last year. I remember playing the first Far... more

King’s Quest V – Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder Platform: MS-DOS

5/10
Despite their flaws, I have enjoyed playing all the games in the King’s Quest series up until now (I ,II, III & IV).... more

Memento Mori Platform: PC

5/10
In the above scene from Memento Mori you are supposed to trick a little, abused girl into thinking she’s your friend.... more

Never Alone (Kisima Ingitchuna) Platform: PC

5/10
Are all indie games style over substance? I guess this game is okay if you are playing it as... more

Painkiller – Black Edition Platform: PC

5/10
Painkiller is a first generation FPS that’s about a dozen years too late. Unlike most modern shooters, your goal is... more

Pillars of Eternity Platform: PC

5/10
I think it’s time I finally accept the fact that I don’t really like Infinity Engine style games anymore.... more

Rage Platform: PC

5/10
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. This game is the epitome of bland first person shooters and Id Software should know... more

Rambo: First Blood Part II Platform: Apple ][

5/10
This is another game, like Dream Zone, that I owned for years (decades actually) and was never able to finish.... more

Red Steel Platform: Nintendo Wii

5/10
I think this was one of the earliest titles on the Wii, and one that was supposed to showcase... more

Resonance Platform: PC

5/10
Uh oh, here we go again with another mediocre adventure game. Surprisingly, this one comes from Wadjet Eye Studios... more

Ultima IX: Ascension Platform: PC

5/10
With the completion of this playthrough, I have now completed all the Ultima games (technically I never finished Ultima... more

Amnesia: The Dark Descent Platform: PC

4/10
In the end this just became tedious. While you control your character like an FPS, this is almost a... more

Assassin’s Creed III Platform: PC

4/10
This game has been sitting in my to-do list for quite some time. I got it as a freebie... more

Brütal Legend Platform: PC

4/10
I really wanted to like Brütal Legend. but once again Doublefine has created a game that is a triumph of... more

Layers of Fear Platform: PC

4/10
Another walking simulator but this time with a horror theme. The whole point of this “game” is to make... more

Resident Evil 6 Platform: PC

4/10
I don’t know why I keep thinking these Resident Evil games might actually be good. Everything about RE6 is... more

Spelunky Platform: PC

4/10
Games journalists (I can’t believe that’s really a thing) seem to love this game, I thought it was tiresome.... more

System Shock 2 Platform: PC

4/10
Well, I tried. Three times I have started playing System Shock 2 and each time I just get frustrated or bored... more

Transistor Platform: PC

4/10
The only thing Transistor has going for it is a beautiful art style and high-quality voice acting. The rest is an... more

Worlds of Ultima: The Savage Empire Platform: MS-DOS

4/10
I was actually enjoying this game but, after twelve or so hours of play, I discovered that the GOG... more

XIII Platform: PC

4/10
I really wanted to like this game. It feels almost like No One Lives Forever in it’s hip spy... more

Yesterday Platform: PC

4/10
I’ve had pretty good luck with the string of adventure games I’ve played lately. It was inevitable that sooner... more

Aer: Memories of Old Platform: PC

3/10
Aer takes a 1995 Zelda aesthetic and makes it into a boring slog. This game felt like a college... more

Devil May Cry 4 Platform: PC

3/10
Started out okay enough despite the idiotic button mashing mechanics. But, man, this game became pure tedium by the... more

Home Platform: PC

3/10
At first you’d think Home was a retro-looking point and click adventure, but that would be giving it too much credit.... more

Jotun Platform: PC

3/10
The only thing this game has going for it is its art direction. There’s some wonderful hand-drawn characters and... more

SiN Gold Platform: PC

3/10
This game absolutely sucks. The graphics are just what you’d expect from a `1998 Quake engine game. The problem... more

Teenagent Platform: MS-DOS

3/10
You can download and play Teenagent for free from GOG.com, and, because of my obsessive-compulsive nature when it comes to completing games... more