If you use the ICQ messaging service than you are probably familiar with the junk messages that pop up every once and a while. They are usually of the "Come see naked people" variety, but this one was particularly good. I didn't reply, not out of fear for my life, but rather, out of fear of my email in-box being overstuffed with unwanted crap.
YOU GUYS ARE WANKERS! GET A LIFE!!!!! YOUR WHOLE LIFE DOSENT REVOLE AROUND THIS COMPUTER SO GET OUTSIDE AND ENJOY LIFE. YOU ONLY HAVE 3 DAYS LEFT OF LIFE BECAUSE I'M GONA BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE ON SUNDAY!!! AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE SO FUCKEN GET OUTSIDE! YOUR LIFE DOSEN'T REVOVLE AROUND THIS GAY COMPUTER! FUCK OFF IT! YOU PUNK! YOU SAY YOU GO OUT AND HANGROUND! WELL PROVE THAT! if you want to talk to me and have a cyber fight come on!!!!
86342699, you're my hero.