POF Archive: April 2018

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Spelunky on PC (4/10)

Spelunky will bore you

Games journalists (I can't believe that's really a thing) seem to love this game, I thought it was tiresome. Every game a new world is generated that you're supposed to jump around looking for treasure, secrets and rare upgrades. If you die, that's it. Permadeath. A game for shut-ins and the insane. So, why didn't I like it? My problem is that I don't find you basic platform-game mechanics all that interesting and, without a narrative hook, I lose interest fast. Believe me, I tried to like this one but no thanks. Sayonara, uninstalled-ed!

Submitted by Robert Gomez on Wed, 04/25/2018 - 17:51

No Holds Barred by Barry Devlin (6/10)

No Holds Barred by Barry DevlinThe ridiculous plot of this pulp trash novel is as follows: disgraced big city reporter winds up in small town; proves his investigative reporting skills in the local paper; is hired by rich media baron to do press for his corrupt political campaign... as a means of preventing him from covering the campaign or something (?); reporter actually planned this all along as a ruse to destroy ol' richy-richy; um, S & M, lesbianism and the usual pulp sleeze; a stabbing and then all is well. Super realistic.

Submitted by Robert Gomez on Thu, 04/19/2018 - 13:51

Eye of the Beholder on MS-DOS (7/10)

Big ol' space squid gonna get you! Eye of the Beholder, Screenshot

Eye of the Beholder is a real-time RPG dungeon crawl that borrows heavily from the mechanics of Dungeon Master. It's a completely mouse-driven experience in which the objects in the environment can all be used, picked up or thrown with a click. Combat is also real-time and is generally just a mad scramble backwards as you click your various party members' weapon hands and hope for "good rolls".

While the fights are frantic and fun, the real meat of the game-play is exploration, mapping, and puzzle solving. I went through a dozen sheets of graph paper drawing out each floor knowing full-well I…

Submitted by Robert Gomez on Wed, 04/18/2018 - 23:53

Bullies: How the Left's Culture of Fear and Intimidation Silences Americans by Ben Shapiro (4/10)

I generally like the various Ben Shapiro "Destroys" videos I come across on the webs. He is an excellent debater and can take down just about anyone who crosses him. However, this book is not really worth the read. He has nothing original to add to the crowded field of conservative political screeds. The book is just a litany of left-wing hypocrisy and "they do it too, but much worse" finger pointing. I get it. Partisans disagree vehemently on issues. Welcome to reality, Ben. Now make YOUR case.

Submitted by Robert Gomez on Tue, 04/03/2018 - 19:20